DOCTORS are to strike after the government banned their right to continually demand urine from their patients.
THE captain of the Costa Concordia abandoned his post to buzz around the
deck on a Vespa sexually harassing female passengers, it has emerged.
UNDERGROUND train drivers have rejected an offer of some extra money for no reason, because they are fine.
DAVID Cameron has offered to show Argentina how to swagger around in someone else's country properly.
STAFF at McDonald's have enjoyed their first Bring Your Favourite Britpop Bassist to Work Day.
WITH Wikipedia laid low by chronic indignation, the Daily Mash has
unselfishly stepped into the breach with a list of today's Top Ten
THE availability of one-piece romper suits for adult males proves that men are over, it has been claimed.
EXPERTS have warned the Wikipedia blackout will cause widescale brain injuries as people try to know things.