EX-POPE Benedict is seriously getting under people’s feet at the Vatican, say cardinals.
UKIP members have told their workmates that their lives will probably be spared come the day of ultimate victory.
EASYGOING slow computers don't get why everyone is swearing at them.
GWYNETH Paltrow has admitted she is jaw-droppingly ghastly and awful.
HITLER-BASED entertainment bullshit will continue to be produced for another 200 years, experts have claimed.
A NEW international scheme is recruiting students to help save other gap year volunteers from their own stupidity.
GOOGLE'S computer glasses immerse the wearer in the fantasy world of 90s kids TV show Knightmare, it has emerged.