EVERYONE who has watched the Kerry Katona sex tape has died mysteriously within a week, it was claimed yesterday.
THE unemployed are to be relocated to a magical land full of talking animals and cute, furry jobs, the government has confirmed.
APPLE has admitted it forgot to check its new mobile phone worked before shipping millions of them to stores around the globe.
PEOPLE will be expected to work for a minimum of five years as a zombie
under new government plans to raise the retirement age.
MODEL and TV presenter Alexa Chung is to become the face of boiled pigs' intestines, it was announced last night.
THE people of Belgium faked the destruction of their country in a bid to meet Angelina Jolie, it has emerged.