GORILLAS who display signs of human-like emotions and reasoning are still no closer to building a Delorean that can travel through time, experts have claimed.
MALE sex addicts are being cured of their impulsive desire for women by watching the smash hit musical Mamma Mia!
THE Vatican really did have no knowledge of the Nazi's systematic extermination of Jews during World War II, it was claimed last night.
ROYAL Mail deliveries are arriving later than ever, and frequently drenched in semen, it was claimed yesterday.
HEATHER Mills considered Stu Sutcliffe standing with his back to the audience in a Hamburg strip club in order to hide his inability to play the guitar as the high point of the Beatles' career, an employment tribunal heard yesterday.
GLOBAL warming is probably being caused by ghosts, climate scientists claimed last night.