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BBC paid for Tom Jones to hunt humans

THE BBC paid vast sums to allow The Voice star Sir Tom Jones to hunt humans, it has emerged.

Amazing Google office has wank shed

GOOGLE'S incredible HQ has been revamped to include a shed where employees can masturbate.

Key similarity between Christ and Superman is that they're both made-up, say experts

THE stories of Christ and Superman share many elements that are completely fictional, experts have revealed.

Flash Gordon to investigate unusual weather

AMERICAN football player Flash Gordon is to investigate the UK’s recent unusual weather.

God is dead, say Girl Guides

GOD is dead and patriotism is intellectually bankrupt, the Girl Guides have announced.

Redundancy for soldiers who didn't kill anyone

SOLDIERS who failed to meet Afghan death targets are to be sacked.