DENMARK may as well have kicked your lovely old grandmother right in the teeth, it emerged last night.
PRESIDENT Obama last night thanked the Queen for laying on the sort of
ceremonial bullshit that harks back to the empire that crushed his
beautiful African ancestors.
LORD God Almighty has filed a £6m lawsuit against inflatable glamour model Jordan for bringing his name into disrepute.
A NEW HBO-style cop drama starring Dominic West will introduce phrases like ''ow bist' and 'gert lush' to Guardian readers.
A PROFESSIONAL footballer did it with some dolly bird, it has been confirmed.
LAWYERS have been forced to cut the price of super-injunctions by up to 75 per cent after it emerged they do not really work.
THE End of Days has brought death, demons and pestilence to the planet, leaving many mid-sized UK towns the same or slightly better.
DAVID Cameron has pledged a full-scale inquiry as it emerged that British airspace is unable to deal with an enormous volcanic cloud for the second year in a row.