Internet reduced to 97 pages

THE internet is to be cut from 640 million websites to 97 multi-purpose pages.

Snow hails South-East focused PR strategy

THE snow has praised its PR and marketing team for this year's 'South East: It's All White' campaign.

'Eat a whole multipack of crisps' tops recession bucket lists

RECESSION-HIT Britons have revised their lists of 'things to do before I die' to make them more realistic.

Coffee is the new fags

COFFEE has officially replaced cigarettes as Britain's addictive drug of choice, it has emerged.

Unphotographed kitten found in Carlisle

RESIDENTS in Carlisle have a kitten that has not been pictured online, it has been claimed.