NEW fathers are failing to use their legal entitlement to paternity leave because they do not want to spend all day with a noisy shit fountain, according to new research.
THE Gaytrack 400, the gayest-looking boys' bike ever, will help children to gain valuable self-defence skills, the manufactuers have claimed.
A BRITISH tourist last night described the moment he was attacked by Dannii Minogue while diving off the coast of Northern Australia.
EVERYONE is to run everything past Stephen Fry first just to make sure it's okay, it was confirmed last night.
THE Arctic Circle is on course to be really quite lovely by 2019, new research has confirmed.
CHERYL Cole has angered fans after it emerged she will perform on the X-Factor using a remote controlled, animatronic mouth to mimic the appearance of live miming.