THE internet is to be cut from 640 million websites to 97 multi-purpose pages.
THE snow has praised its PR and marketing team for this year's 'South East: It's All White' campaign.
RECESSION-HIT Britons have revised their lists of 'things to do before I die' to make them more realistic.
COFFEE has officially replaced cigarettes as Britain's addictive drug of choice, it has emerged.
RESIDENTS in Carlisle have a kitten that has not been pictured online, it has been claimed.