VICTORIOUS rebel leaders have installed former Two and a Half Men star Charlie Sheen as Libya's interim lunatic, it has been announced.
THOUSANDS of young women wearing large-framed glasses are not actually repressed nymphomaniacs, it has been revealed.
THE growing citizens' revolution across the western world is based on a
Natalie Portman film that is based on a comic, it has emerged.
TOP Gear lynchpin Jeremy Clarkson is to sue Ricky Gervais for trying to steal his personality.
THE public has been warned to keep away from farmers after a yoghurt fan was shot while asking a Welsh herdsman to 'bust some rhymes'.
MANCHESTER t-shirt vendors The Stone Roses are to reform for a new series of concerts they won't turn up to.
THE eviction of the Dale Farm travellers' site has really brought out Britain's good side, it has been confirmed.
MORRISSEY the Singer is to sue himself after things he said made people think he might be a bit racist.