ALL men alive in the 80s were sordid, creepy perverts, it has emerged.
THE Territorial Army has been renamed to reflect its target demographic.
THE O2 network collapsed over the weekend following the death of the labrador that powers its central hub.
FELIX Baumgartner lost control of his bladder less than a second after he began his record breaking skydive from the edge of space.
THE Nobel Peace Prize has caused stroke-inducing rage from people who are an absolute joy to watch when they are angry.
A GROUP of harmonising mice are preparing themselves for the gruelling Boot Camp stage of X Factor.
BRITISH Gas has composed a prayer to Ullr, the Norse God of Snow.