MERYL Streep has revealed how her portrayal of Margaret Thatcher has turned her into a swivel-eyed maniac.
CRIME-FIGHTING grandmother Margaret Gerving has declared war on wrongdoers, especially black people and Germans.
THE M25 is a huge waste of money that goes round in a loop and just ends up back where it started, according to a devastating new report.
THE increase in the bank levy could force senior bankers to cut back on luxury ball-fluffing, it has emerged.
PRIMATES from the northern half of rainforests are more likely to be dishonest than their southerly counterparts, scientists have claimed.
FAT, happy children who eat pizza do not waste their time asking a series of annoying, smart-arse questions, researchers have discovered.
BRITISH multiculturalism officially collapsed yesterday after Mrs Patel
neglected to return a Catherine Cookson book belonging to her white neighbour,
STEVE Coogan fans were dismayed last night after it emerged the actor is one of those people who has an opinion about Top Gear.