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Dragonriders ‘get most job satisfaction’

THE top career for job satisfaction is being a dragonrider in the fantasy world of Nazgar, according to a survey.

'Survival of the thickest' now a reality, say scientists

CHANGES in human evolution mean that only idiots will continue to thrive, it has been claimed.

Won't somebody think of the licence payers? plead abuse victims

CHILD abuse survivors have urged the public to not to forget BBC licence fee payers.

Dickensian Christmas ghosts get no reaction from gas executive

THREE Christmas ghosts visited gas executive Tom Logan to show him the error of his ways, but he didn't give a shit.

Britain's right to incompetence under threat

THE UK economy could collapse by the end of the day, after a man resigned for making a mistake.