RAIL fares will increase by inflation times two, plus the pathetic little pay rise you are probably not going to get anyway.
THE entire line-up of housemates from the just-completed series of Big Brother last night re-entered the house for Celebrity Big Brother.
A RECORD number of students are to study subjects they just found out existed.
WIKILEAKS founder Julian Assange has told reporters at the Ecuadorian embassy that he is unchained like Django and to call him maybe.
HUNDREDS of Britons have made the traditional summer trip to Saudi Arabia to show off their average cars.
ALL owners of babies or kittens are convinced they would be perfect for lucrative advertising work.
A HOLE in the space-time continuum is to allow the makers of Downton Abbey to introduce product placement.
TRUST fund recipients think it is normal to have large amounts of free money.