A SIX-YEAR-OLD girl has written a letter to a train company asking why they are such bastards.
A COUPLE have vowed to lie about how they met after getting together at a social gathering.
MONDAY January 19th was officially the most depressing day of the year, according to scientists degrading themselves by concocting media bullshit.
BEING on the dole in Europe is a more stylish and sophisticated experience than in the UK, ex-pat Britons have claimed.
BRITAIN’S cyclists have decided to stop showing everyone their reproductive organs.
FATHERS have responded to the end of Page 3 by claiming it was just an innocent bit of sexual stimulation to enjoy with their cereal.
PEOPLE with colds who claim to have the flu have been reminded that the two things are entirely f*cking different.
A PETRI dish has become the centre of attention after developing a new strain of thymosin-derived ACT1 peptide.