DATING terms such as ‘ghosting’ and ‘benching’ are even weirder than going on actual dates, it has been claimed.
PEOPLE who drive massive jeep things have confirmed that they will always park across two bays even if there is loads of space.
BRITISH sovereignty can only be saved by the UK becoming part of the United States, Nigel Farage has claimed.
PEOPLE who feel nostalgic about an old supermarket brand have been told to get a f**king grip.
MEN across the Western world are under intense social pressure to become Nazis, experts have claimed.
THIS group of twats is working on something truly dreadful, it has emerged.
FLOODING in places that have never suffered flooding before is now an annual pre-Christmas event, it has been confirmed.
A WOMAN has given a bullshit reason for not going to work because there is now no such thing as lying.
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