AUCTION house Sotheby's has announced its first major sale of rare, untouched Star Wars fans still in their original packaging.
A DEPRESSED FHM reader has passed up the opportunity to ignite his anal gas, it has emerged.
A 38-YEAR-OLD Muslim working as a land surveyor in Northampton has been asked how he plans to stop ISIS.
THE Oxford English Dictionary has declared the ‘tears of joy emoji’ as Word of the Year before telling Britain to go f**k itself.
TV COOK Nigella Lawson is possessed by a demon, it has emerged.
THE best place for the ‘Northern Powerhouse’ scheme is probably in London after all, the government has announced.
EVERY olive is to be made into oil after it was confirmed nobody enjoys eating them.
AMATEUR runners have their own rigid class system, it has emerged.