NELSON Mandela and Prince Philip have sent each other 'get well' messages dripping with poisonous sarcasm.
BRITONS are demanding an investigation into why the Britain's Got Talent protestor didn't bring a harpoon gun instead of eggs.
DAVID Icke has asked the BBC when he will be invited onto the corporation's flagship political programme.
TWO BBC newsreaders have claimed the Queen is following them.
EVERYONE is trying really hard not to say anything horrible about tasteless coffins, it has emerged.
THE 3% of the UK population without tattoos faces discrimination in job interviews and social situations.