A WOMAN with a spare gig ticket has offered it to her best friend at full face value plus booking fee.
BRITAIN’S dominance of international pommel horsing is confirmation that Brexit will be a huge success.
FANS of Desert Island Discs fans are reeling from the news that some people are ghastly.
LONDON’S Night Tube will make passengers feel like they are temporarily living in a low budget British independent movie.
A PLATEFUL of shrubbery tastes nicer than the ‘superfood’ kale, according to people who eat a large amount of kale.
BBC presenters commentating on Olympic events are making it all up, it has been confirmed.
A PROMISING three-month relationship ended when a man and woman made the bed together for the first time.
CIA AGENTS are still chuckling to themselves about how Mark Zuckerberg actually thinks he created Facebook.