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Mandela and Prince Philip exchange sarcastic 'get well soon' cards
NELSON Mandela and Prince Philip have sent each other 'get well' messages dripping with poisonous sarcasm.
Why wasn't eggs girl carrying a harpoon gun?
BRITONS are demanding an investigation into why the Britain's Got Talent protestor didn't bring a harpoon gun instead of eggs.
Where's my invite? David Icke asks BBC
DAVID Icke has asked the BBC when he will be invited onto the corporation's flagship political programme.
BBC newsreaders stalked by Queen for fifth time in a fortnight
TWO BBC newsreaders have claimed the Queen is following them.
UK biting its tongue about tasteless coffins
EVERYONE is trying really hard not to say anything horrible about tasteless coffins, it has emerged.
People without tattoos labelled 'freaks' and 'attention seekers'
THE 3% of the UK population without tattoos faces discrimination in job interviews and social situations.
