HARRIET Harman and the Daily Mail are two sides of the same unbearable coin, experts have confirmed.
A CONSPIRACY theory outlined by office worker Tom Logan was fine until it edged into anti-Semitism, according to his colleagues.
WORLD leaders have set aside their differences to focus on the well-being of Alec Baldwin.
A BRAZENLY homosexual Winter Olympics is ongoing in the imagination of Russian president Vladimir Putin.
THE parallels with the First World War are totally doing a historian’s head in, it has been confirmed.
UKRAINIAN stereotypes are to be launched this week, say leading xenophobes.
PIERS Morgan will continue his glittering career by sitting in his shed, interviewing volleyballs with faces painted on them
AVERAGE human intelligence will soon be surpassed by that of a toasted sandwich maker, experts have claimed.