THE reliable, boring people who own Samsung phones are experiencing their most nearly-exciting day ever.
A MAN who recently took up meditation has gained spiritual insights that anyone could have thought of, it has emerged.
A COUPLE have welcomed their third child, who is clearly an accident although they are playing that down.
THE ‘killer clown’ craze is either the result of complicated sociological factors or just twats arsing about, it has been claimed.
THE unrepentant owner of a Samsung Galaxy Note 7 has said he has lived by the phone and so is not afraid to die by it.
A MAN was forced to quickly shut his living room door after accidentally discovering his flatmate painting Warhammer figurines in the middle of the afternoon.
A CLAMPDOWN on internet trolls is forcing them to do their trolling in the real world, they have revealed.
THE misery and frustration of missing out on Glastonbury tickets is good training for life, delighted parents have confirmed.