LINKEDIN has unveiled plans to keep sending you wheedling, passive-aggressive emails you never asked for
WORKMEN throughout the UK are covertly leaving tools in their vans overnight despite baldly stating the complete opposite.
MICROSOFT is phasing out Internet Explorer because there is no internet left unexplored.
ALL Twitter bios must contain two serious pieces of information followed by a third zany one.
THE Aurora Borealis is the closest thing Daily Mail readers will ever have to a psychedelic experience, they have confirmed.
BRITAIN'S national bird is Orville, the ultimately unsuccessful duck.
BRITONS are to receive coaching in how not to do things that are clearly wrong.
BRITAIN is marking St Hangover's Day with shivering bouts of vomiting.