THE UK’s last working porn-getter has retired.
BUSINESSES have warned they will be forced to start fining customers who complain.
A NEW Cold War could result in hundreds of incomprehensible spy novels, experts have warned.
THE word 'arm' has been deleted from the Oxford English Dictionary to accommodate 'vape'.
A SEAL has confirmed that he would be open to dating other types of animal if the chemistry was right.
TREES have reverted to being malevolent skeletal shadows looming in your peripheral vision.
SCOTLAND has had quite enough of inconvenient reality, it has been confirmed.
BOSSES have confirmed they want to hire people who attended fancy schools, even if they are utter morons.