A MAN uses the meaningless word ‘bosh’ after doing even the simplest thing, it has emerged.
A COMPANY yes-man has been sickened by his hypocrisy for laughing at a joke about his employer, it has emerged.
AN ANT who fervently supports the monarchy was disgusted by his treatment at the Queen’s picnic lunch, he has revealed.
PEOPLE of different races, creeds and sexual orientations all think Donald Trump is a f**ker, it has emerged.
FEMALE body hair is a massive turn-off for virgins, shallow narcissists and picky twats, it has emerged.
A MOTHER has finally got around to finishing reading her now grown-up daughter’s teenage diaries.
EVERY single BBC employee has travelled to France to ensure the best possible coverage of Euro 2016.
THE driver of a mobile library is playing the chimes of an ice-cream van on his rounds as the perfect way to upset children, he has confirmed.