DONALD Trump has eased the world's nerves with a waffling speech like a man who'd just been hit with a spanner.
A LOBSTER is dismayed to have ended up in the frozen food section of Lidl, he has confirmed.
DONALD Trump has slammed the writing and release of Shane Richie's autobiography From Rags to Richie.
SEX claims against Donald Trump are ‘lightweight’ and do not even involve a farm animal, according to Britons.
THE Met Office has thanked your dad for keeping people up-to-date with the weather via Facebook.
PRESIDENT-ELECT Trump has placated critics by replacing son-in-law Jared Kushner as senior adviser with his 10-year-old son, Barron Trump.
GOLDEN Globe-winning musical La La Land is fast becoming the film you will go to any lengths not to watch in 2017.
MILLIONS are pleading with Facebook to stop making them spend vast amounts of time responding to birthday notifications, it has emerged.