PHARRELL has watched at least ten hours of BBC output a day since 1982, he has revealed.
MARY Berry last night declared herself the winner of The Great British Bake-Off.
UKIP is to use its election war chest to produce a Star Trek film about the failure of galactic multi-culturalism.
MOST people claiming to have seen the original Twin Peaks series are not telling the truth, it has emerged.
THE original Norse legend upon which the Candy Crush Saga is based has been unearthed by archaeologists.
IF anyone in the UK is going to get ebola it should be the contestants on BBC1’s The Apprentice, according to COBRA.
THE nation's fathers have forbidden anyone else to touch or even look at the central heating thermostat.
PARENTS fear that thousands of princesses-in-training will struggle to find livelihoods.