A REVOLUTIONARY new type of plastic surgery does not make people look worse than they did before.
RICHARD Dawkins has ditched his atheism campaign in favour of restoring Norton motorbikes.
ANYONE with an opinion about Madonna’s behaviour is playing into the hands of society’s evil puppet masters, it has been claimed.
CAT are incredibly keen on high temperatures despite having thick pelts, it has emerged.
A WOMAN has given birth to a baby obsessed with social media engagement and brand awareness.
ANYONE considering getting a car now has to pay the DVLA from the moment it crosses their mind.
THE West End is set to close after the last original topic for a musical was made into a musical, producers have confirmed.
NOBODY in the UK has volunteered to do something since the mid 1970s, it has emerged.