COMPULSORY military service has been brought back for young people who have a large following on YouTube.
THE government has approved the building of a nuclear power station at Hinkley Point because if anything should go wrong it only affects Bristol.
IDIOTS on Facebook are beginning to realise that memories are not only made by happy occasions but painful and humiliating ones.
THE lack of any ‘Brexit effect’ in employment, the stock market and the wider UK economy proves that Brexit is yet to take place, say experts.
DAVID Cameron is planning to go to the pub tonight with Jamie Oliver and that cheese twat from Blur, Britons have been warned.
THE ‘headphones’ for the new iPhone are designed to be worn inside the rectum, Apple has confirmed.
THE BBC has unveiled plans for a programme where people make soup in a tent.
A 33-YEAR-OLD man has been revealed as the world’s lowest-paid DJ.
- Hillary long, long dead
- Southern Britain goes all fancy and continental in heatwave
- Keeping cannabis illegal ‘sends important message that you can ignore laws if you want’
- Middle class grandparents demand ridiculous ‘original’ nicknames
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