A FATHER has been forced to confront the fact that putting decking in his garden was a mistake.
A WOMAN from Tower Hamlets has absolutely no idea how to get around Mayfair, it has emerged.
A WOMAN has flaunted her figure merely by existing.
A PAIR of friendly acquaintances are locked in stalemate over adding each other on Facebook, it has emerged.
LAUNCHING Trident missiles at Scotland is the most sensible way to end the row over independence, according to a Daily Express reader.
JAMES Dyson has reinvented the wheel to make it incredibly expensive with lots of unnecessary features.
A MAN would regularly watch the same Neighbours episode twice in a day during the 1980s, he has revealed.
A 41-year-old man has announced he finally gets bands like My Bloody Valentine and Ride.