AN OFFICE worker's holiday handover email is just a passive aggressive list of reasons she hates her job, it has been revealed.
A MAN has been left bewildered by a social interaction with other, more common men.
A HUGE fly has announced plans to fly into living rooms in a fast and confused fashion before desperately trying to find his way out again.
A SIX-YEAR-OLD girl taken on holiday during the school term will be a week behind in colouring for the rest of her life, teachers have confirmed.
SLOVENIAN Eurovision fans are gleefully anticipating whatever crazy act the UK is entering for Eurovision this year.
THE BBC has told the Conservative Party to get over that time they dated back in 1996.
THE married friends of a recently divorced man are trying very hard to sound like they feel sorry for him, it has emerged.
A MAN has become the first person to complete Facebook after defeating 'end boss' Mark Zuckerberg, it has emerged.