A SOCIAL smoker's attempt at making a rolled up cigarette has been classed an ‘abomination’ by all who saw it.
A MAN has given a Black and Decker Workmate to his son in a desperate bid to stop him being so pathetic.
SMELLING of chip fat in a Blackpool amusement arcade is still better than Banksy's latest exhibit, visitors have confirmed.
COCAINE sold to middle class people is to come with some blurb about being made by an ecologically-minded cartel that funds community projects.
MOST Wetherspoon pubs are named after local luminaries that never existed, it has emerged.
HACKERS have rendered the Mumsnet website unreadable by swamping it with self-absorbed drivel about children.
DAVID Cameron wants state schools to offer a fast-casual educational experience inspired by the traditions of Mozambique.
MEN are pathetic beyond all comprehension, it has been confirmed.
- Koala doesn’t understand why it can’t be cute and horny at the same time
- Man sticking with hipster look because he passionately believes in values of hipsterism
- Mum wondering if she is to blame for Edinburgh show
- Woman not delighted to discover she is subject of stock photo illustrating ‘obesity’
- Queen can kill a man with one finger