THE SUN is to end its topless Page 3 feature because the UK’s supply of tits has been exhausted.
RBS said it will definitely move to London after independence, but admitted that must be really scary for Alex Salmond.
SOME surgeons have been found to be fully conscious and responding to stimuli while performing operations.
ORDINARY Americans have warned Scotland the momentous change it is being sold is total bullshit.
BRITONS would be happy to live under strict sharia law if they could get pissed, a survey has found.
THE queue for the new Apple Watch has already circled the entire globe once and is still growing.
THE Queen is not particularly interested in Scotland because she is unable to ride it.
THE Duchess of Cambridge is to fufil all her public engagements while throwing up.