A MAN awaiting news about a job was unsure whether to answer a phone call because he was on the lavatory.
A MUSIC fan has finally admitted that jazz is bad.
BRITAIN'S public houses will be functionally unbearable by 2018, it has been revealed.
NEW research by the Institute for Studies has revealed what happens in the first hour after the Daily Mail hits your eyes.
A NEW cafe in Hackney allows customers to return to pre-birth conditions in special womb-like pods full of amniotic fluid.
LONDON Underground could eventually run an uninterrupted service for up to 18 hours a day, it has been claimed.
THE parents of students who achieved their A Level goals are pretending to be happy about the situation.
A BAND has promised to perform its first, and so far only, album in full on an upcoming tour.