THE EU has threatened to send your elderly expat relatives home to live with you.
SCOTLAND is capitalising on being the site of the first act of copulation with a new slogan and flag.
A GROUP of caners spotted in a Welsh valley noted for psilocybin mushrooms have claimed they were just getting some fresh air.
THE Honey Monster is suffering from type 2 diabetes, it has emerged.
A FAMILY’S Waitrose food delivery contained a massive loudmouthed spider with old-fashioned sexist views.
A NEW website which archives the Radio Times TV listings has confirmed that television has always been a waste of time.
THE UK’s banks have announced their new multi-billion pound government bailout, which will take place in March next year.
A MAN who was trapped in a Waterstones has had an idea for a novel.