MORE than two-thirds of Britons have admitted they would quietly condone militant Islamism if it bought the house next door.
GREECE leaving the euro could cause a continent-wide depression and stop Britons getting the exact beer they want on holiday, it has emerged.
MEN are hoping to walk the streets this summer wearing nothing but their underpants.
AN EXCLUSIVE City development of £1m apartments has been scandalised by the revelation that someone lives there.
THE Mayor of London has been filmed pulling a pin from a grenade with his teeth, throwing it into a black cab and cycling away before it explodes.
MOST Britons could easily solve logic problems if they felt like it but have better things to do with their time.
LEGO has been accused of making children covet unattainable squat, yellow bodies with c-shaped hooks for hands.
EXTREMELY high pollen readings across the UK today will correspond with pollen being sworn at and blamed for everything.