A CLAMPDOWN on internet trolls is forcing them to do their trolling in the real world, they have revealed.
THE misery and frustration of missing out on Glastonbury tickets is good training for life, delighted parents have confirmed.
A HIPSTER is angry that a woman he befriended before anyone else now has lots of other friends too.
MORE people are finding employment and forming new business ventures through Airbnb than LinkedIn, it has emerged.
HILLARY Clinton remained on course for the White House despite an unconvincing debate victory over a crazed baboon.
BRITAIN has said it will catch up with the latest Trump news after some strong stimulants.
NIGEL Farage is to rescue Donald Trump’s campaign by training the Republican candidate in the art of seduction.
WOMEN voters in the US have admitted that Donald Trump has really let them down.