A WOMAN has given up her bid to look good on a one-week holiday in favour of a summer full of drink and bacon, it has emerged.
BREAKFAST is the least important meal of the day, it has been confirmed.
THE makers of Corsodyl mouthwash have defended a new advert in which a woman’s teeth come to life and murder her.
A MANAGER has asked one of her team to ‘put all this in an email’ because she could not think of anything else to say.
CASHOLOGISTS have argued that tax havens offer the last unspoiled refuge for untamed profits.
INTERNET users have been confused by a maths question from a children’s exam because they are as thick as shit.
A FATHER who was unable to attract women in his youth is having to advise his son about relationships, it has emerged.
THE Bank of Mum and Dad is run by total bastards just like all banks, it has emerged.