NETWORK Rail has announced plans to extend its Great Eastern Main Line through to Saudi Arabia.
EVERY broadband company is an absolute shower of shit run by complete bastards, it has been confirmed.
YOUR mother is keen to hear what you have in mind for Christmas so she can completely overrule it.
FORMER environmental organisation Greenpeace has pledged to wipe out all animal species then blow up the planet.
AN anecdote about work has turned into a hellish mess of ill-advised comparisons.
THE average Briton spends 210 hours of their life staring at diggers, it has emerged.
NORTH Korea has confirmed that its Supreme Leader suffered a minor foot injury after dropping an 88-storey building.
'COOL' design-conscious offices are really just light, airy prisons, according to workers.