THE wedding of Napster founder Sean Parker ended with numerous fatalities after guests misunderstood its Game of Thrones theme.
NEANDERTHALS did not die out but are still trying it on in town centre nightclubs, it has emerged.
JD WETHERSPOON is to open a zoo showcasing unusual and endangered humans, just off the M40.
A NEW Hollywood film imagines what would happen if dead bodies come back to life and started eating the living.
WILL Smith has branded his son a 'useless little toad' after the failure of their science fiction film.
EMPLOYERS offering dull jobs favour graduates with 2:2 degrees.
THE monkey found in Ikea has issued a heartfelt plea not to be sent back there.