THE Guardian has launched an investigation into why people choose to have breakfast at Wetherspoon’s.
A COFFEE shop barista is sure today will be the day a customer notices that he is playing his band’s demo.
FACEBOOK is now taking down any posts that fail to boast of the user’s clear moral superiority.
AS THE former chairman of the Commission for Racial Equality, I know explosive truths about race that the rest of the UK has never, ever discussed.
VLADIMIR Putin sightings have surged in the last 48 hours.
CAPITALISM collapsed this morning, following the unveiling of Muse's incendiary new album cover.
A NEW volcanic island has emerged from the Pacific Ocean that looks like Russian president Vladimir Putin.
EVERY member of staff at Southeastern Railways only started today and so is, sadly, unable to help you.