A MAN has confirmed he is completely happy in his comfort zone and the chances of him leaving it are zero.
MICKEY Mouse has delivered a stark warning to terrorists, following the arrest of a gunman at the Magic Kingdom.
UK CONSUMERS could save £15.68 a year if they went to hugely time-consuming lengths to do so, it has been claimed.
PEOPLE with Mini Coopers are even worse than you had assumed, it has emerged.
SCIENTISTS have confirmed that you are not ready for a Easter egg-sized Cadbury’s Creme Egg.
PEOPLE who seemed quite nice are preparing to split up with their partners in surprisingly brutal ways, they have revealed.
NOT changing out of your pyjamas saves vital time for bloody-minded disputes with perceived authority figures, parents have claimed.
HARD-WORKING master bedrooms have spoken out against idle spare bedrooms that do nothing but claim benefits.