ENGLISH viewers were unable to watch last night’s Scottish independence debate, including the moment Alex Salmond tried to bite Alistair Darling on the face.
YOUR dad and his mate have joined the cast of action movie The Expendables 3.
THE London art installation commemorating the First World War is being used as a beacon by an approaching alien armada.
MANKIND has commemorated World War One with armed conflicts around the planet.
SCIENTISTS have confirmed that your circle of dickheads is biggest in your late twenties.
ALL art looks like a pair of buttocks, according to children.
JOBSEEKERS need family connections just to get work sweeping up fish entrails, it has emerged.
OWNERS of open-top cars are secretly aware that the novelty has worn off.