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Game of Thrones-themed wedding ends in spectacular bloodshed
THE wedding of Napster founder Sean Parker ended with numerous fatalities after guests misunderstood its Game of Thrones theme.
Neanderthals thriving in local nightclubs
NEANDERTHALS did not die out but are still trying it on in town centre nightclubs, it has emerged.
Wetherspoon's to open human zoo
JD WETHERSPOON is to open a zoo showcasing unusual and endangered humans, just off the M40.
Bold new film about dead bodies that come back to life and eat people
A NEW Hollywood film imagines what would happen if dead bodies come back to life and started eating the living.
This is all your fault, Will Smith tells son
WILL Smith has branded his son a 'useless little toad' after the failure of their science fiction film.
Companies that do boring things prefer 2:2 graduates
EMPLOYERS offering dull jobs favour graduates with 2:2 degrees.
Just don't make me go back to that shop, says Ikea monkey
THE monkey found in Ikea has issued a heartfelt plea not to be sent back there.