BRITAIN is to stage a substance abuse intervention for Question Time before the BBC show has a total breakdown.
POPE Francis broke the bottom of a Grolsch bottle open on a bar when asked how Catholics should respond to insults to their faith.
A WOMAN who has embarked on a new diet is already seeing her social engagements dramatically slimmed down.
THE whole of the UK is performing exuberant choreographed dance routines in the streets to number one record Uptown Funk.
THUNDERSNOW has opened a portal to hell and released the dreaded Ninth Demon, the Met Office has finally admitted.
WHATEVER the public believe things are about, they are actually about something else entirely, clever people have confirmed.
A PAIR of morons scaled a sheer rock face for reasons that make no sense whatsoever.
THIRTY year-old Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg is the youngest person still on it.