MUMS have renewed their pledge to keep phoning with news about people you didn’t really know at school.
TEENAGE rapper Wayne Hayes has penned a song about how he is leaving behind his life of crime, it has emerged.
THE Queen is extremely good at being the Queen, it has been claimed.
PEOPLE who are upbeat in the morning have extremely low intelligence, it has been confirmed.
BEYONCE is working with Greggs on a range of pasties designed to empower women of all shapes and pasty-eating abilities.
A TEENAGER has vowed to shun anything of artistic value for the rest of his life.
JOHNNY Depp’s string of poor career choices has ended with a captivating short film about why it is wrong to smuggle dogs into Australia.
SETTLING down with kids and a mortgage is an incredible achievement that surpasses anything else, according to a man whose other plans failed.