GOVERNMENT forces have fallen back from positions in Swindon and Wiltshire, abandoning the town to the Badger Army.
THE NHS is to ease the rules on liver transplants so that Britain will still have enough people.
POPE Francis tried to bottle the Queen yesterday after a comment about Henry VIII sparked a fight.
DAVID Cameron has provoked fury after admitting he prefers chatting to people who are even vaguely like him.
NIGELLA Lawson has asked the US how come she gets barred but Keith Richards wanders in and out like he owns the place.
A SHAKE-UP of GCSE grades will give the appearance of children learning things.
LADS’ mag Nuts is being relaunched for feminist readers.
ANTI-SMOKING campaigners have called for a ban on anything that can be sucked.