News

EU threatens to send expatriate grandparents home

THE EU has threatened to send your elderly expat relatives home to live with you.

Scotland unveils 'Birthplace of F*cking' slogan

SCOTLAND is capitalising on being the site of the first act of copulation with a new slogan and flag.

Obvious drug users ‘just out for a walk’ in field known for magic mushrooms

A GROUP of caners spotted in a Welsh valley noted for psilocybin mushrooms have claimed they were just getting some fresh air.

Honey Monster has diabetes

THE Honey Monster is suffering from type 2 diabetes, it has emerged.

Waitrose shopping contained intimidatingly working class spider

A FAMILY’S Waitrose food delivery contained a massive loudmouthed spider with old-fashioned sexist views.

Radio Times archives confirm TV was always shit

A NEW website which archives the Radio Times TV listings has confirmed that television has always been a waste of time.

Banks unveil next year's bailout

THE UK’s banks have announced their new multi-billion pound government bailout, which will take place in March next year.

Man trapped in Waterstones has idea for a book

A MAN who was trapped in a Waterstones has had an idea for a novel.