BRIAN Cox has recruited members of his old band as astronauts for an asteroid-smashing suicide mission.
WESTERN governments are taking too long to come up with an ill-thought out response to ISIS, it has been claimed.
SLUGS get into kitchens by teleporting, it has emerged.
BORIS Johnson is to create an island sanctuary for people called Boris.
THE lack of absurd DJ names has been linked to a decline in the quality of dance music.
A NEW phone app restores failed relationships, its makers have claimed.
FOLLOWING the deaths of the geckos on its satellite, Russia is to send more unappealing species on one-way space journeys.
DRINKERS are furious about being unable to predict the severity of their hangovers.