MUMS are treating the fairly cold weather as if it were lethal radiation, it has been confirmed.
A TEENAGER’S belief that a local college course will lead to an amazing career in the media has been politely humoured by relatives.
AN ALL-STAR concert to help poverty-stricken Britain has been scheduled for Brazil in 2022.
THE government’s crackdown on letting agency fees is worse than anything that happened in Stalin’s Russia, letting agents agree.
A 45-year-old woman has scored a bunch of dope shit in her favourite shop Fat Face.
DATING terms such as ‘ghosting’ and ‘benching’ are even weirder than going on actual dates, it has been claimed.
PEOPLE who drive massive jeep things have confirmed that they will always park across two bays even if there is loads of space.
BRITISH sovereignty can only be saved by the UK becoming part of the United States, Nigel Farage has claimed.