RIGHT-WINGERS in the US are totally fine with a young woman being in a relationship with some sort of hideous buffalo man, they have confirmed.
A MAN has given workmates a glimpse of his wild side by discussing a tattoo that he will never get.
A BOY from Year 8 has won a fight with a boy two years his senior, it has been confirmed.
A MAN whose BBC interview was interrupted by a family has admitted breaking into their house to use their broadband.
A MAN who decided to stay in has missed the greatest night out in the history of nights out, it has emerged.
A GROWN-UP woman has admitted she is paying to learn how to do handstands.
PLACES that sell 'street food' do not have 'street prices', it has been confirmed.
A WOMAN at an art exhibition admitted she does not know how long to stand in front of each picture and is having to guess.
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