OLYMPICS-RELATED office 'fun' only serves to highlight the shitness of work, it has emerged.
A NIGHTMARE psycho bitch won’t let her boyfriend get hammered every night, his friends have confirmed.
POTENTIALLY debilitating viruses are having the ‘best summer ever’ at all the big music festivals.
THE BBC is struggling to find contestants for the new series of Strictly Come Dancing because Ed Balls is in it.
A COUPLE who met in a pub are telling everyone they got together online so as not to seem like social misfits.
THE crowd at an under 18s 'dry bar' gig was much drunker than at an equivalent adult event, it has emerged.
A FIVE-DAY train strike has left commuters with about the same chance of getting to work as usual.
PEOPLE whose tap water is going to burst into flames will be given a share of a biological warfare suit, the prime minister has confirmed.