WITCHCRAFT has increased by around 700 per cent across Britain in the last 12 months.
A MAN has left his speaker by an open window in the hope that people will hear how awful his taste in music is and recommend something good.
A FAMILY from Bolton has gone on a blunt, plain-speaking and principled day out at a theme park.
BUTTERFLY and bee populations have paid tribute to Muhammad Ali and thanked him for his gracious compliment.
THE MAKERS of TV drama Homeland have announced that the next series will make the leap to being set in the real world.
PARENTS have reacted to school summer holidays being cut to five weeks with an outpouring of feigned sympathy.
DOGS are continuing to loudly resist the rights of other dogs to exist in the same street, park or garden as them.
A MIDLANDS town has launched an urgent charity campaign to help a 47-year-old man who has found himself without a shed.