A BRAIN implant inspired by the film Avatar gives recipients an incredibly simplistic moral outlook, it has emerged.
THE Winter Olympics has switched its focus from sport to softcore pornography.
NON-SMOKERS would prefer electronic cigarettes to be fatal, it has emerged.
THE sinkholes appearing across Britain are an act of revenge by the badgers.
YOU and everyone you know is Adolf Hitler, it has been confirmed.
MOST television adverts have a whistling-based soundtrack or feature whistling characters, it has emerged.
HEDGEHOGS are the fashion industry's latest animal muse.
BRITAIN'S capitalist overlords are secretly orchestrating the trend for nutritious low-cost recipes.