PRINCE George has grown into a bouncing, bright-eyed cocker spaniel, new pictures have revealed.
THE majority of men are either meatheads or vain self-absorbed idiots, it has emerged.
THE prestigious Emoji awards have given the emoji that most resembles a dick the top prize for the third year in a row.
THE UK has been reminded that the clocks go forward for spring, or possibly back, this Saturday or maybe the Saturday after.
AGE restrictions on pornography websites work because teenage boys are never deceitful, it has been claimed.
MUMS have been reminded that things will be straight back to normal after Sunday.
BENEDICT Cumberbatch's Hamlet solves the murder of his father within 20 minutes.
DULL people are over the moon about the new 'super ISA' savings scheme.