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Big-hearted man would be pregnant for a week

A FATHER-TO-BE would love to share the highs and lows of pregnancy by being pregnant for a whole week, he has revealed.

Pokemon Go players devastated after realising it is the most pointless bullshit imaginable

MILLIONS of Pokemon Go players have been left inconsolable after realising it is a ridiculous and pathetic waste of time.

Gumtree landlords to take an 'Are you a f**king maniac?' test 


PEOPLE renting out properties on Gumtree are to be made to take a test to determine whether not they are maniacs.

Man unveils plan to burn the crap out of a pizza at 3am 


A MAN has announced he will be arriving home drunk around three in the morning and then burning the shit out of a frozen pizza.

16-year-old fools barman by ordering a Campari and soda

A 16-YEAR-OLD girl managed to fool bar staff that she was of legal drinking age by ordering a Campari and soda.

Even Big Brother not watching Big Brother

THE Channel 5 TV series Big Brother is no longer under surveillance by anyone, it has emerged.

Employer obeys employment law

BURGER restaurant Byron has been accused of acting in full accordance with UK immigration law.

‘Hillary should’ve smiled more,’ says voter choosing between her or a deranged murder clown

HILLARY Clinton should have smiled more during her speech, according to a man who may now vote for a demented orange clown instead.