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Owner of outdated iPhone already in physical pain

THE owner of an iPhone 6s is already feeling shame, humiliation and actual physical pain every time he attempts to use it.

Deadbeat uncle still thinks he is cool uncle

A DEADBEAT uncle mistakenly believes he is a cool uncle, it has emerged.

School uniform row has something for every idiot

A ROW over school uniforms has delighted a wide range of idiots across the UK.

Everyone quite capable of taking drugs at home

BRITONS do not need to go to a nightclub to take drugs, it has been confirmed.

Australia ideal trading partner, say Britons happy to wait three months for stuff

AUSTRALIA is the perfect trading partner for Britain due to being on the other side of the world, UK residents agree.

New yoghurt not that creamy

A NEW type of yoghurt is being marketed on its lack of creaminess.

Woman horrified to discover she is older than Beyonce

A WOMAN has decided to stop trying to achieve anything after discovering she is older than Beyonce.

Sainsbury’s had no idea social media storm would create publicity for its new meal deal

SAINSBURY’S has confirmed it had no idea that changing its meal deal ever-so-slightly would create a shitload of free publicity on social media.