A FATHER-TO-BE would love to share the highs and lows of pregnancy by being pregnant for a whole week, he has revealed.
MILLIONS of Pokemon Go players have been left inconsolable after realising it is a ridiculous and pathetic waste of time.
PEOPLE renting out properties on Gumtree are to be made to take a test to determine whether not they are maniacs.
A MAN has announced he will be arriving home drunk around three in the morning and then burning the shit out of a frozen pizza.
A 16-YEAR-OLD girl managed to fool bar staff that she was of legal drinking age by ordering a Campari and soda.
THE Channel 5 TV series Big Brother is no longer under surveillance by anyone, it has emerged.
BURGER restaurant Byron has been accused of acting in full accordance with UK immigration law.
HILLARY Clinton should have smiled more during her speech, according to a man who may now vote for a demented orange clown instead.