MORE than 800,000 front row seats to watch London’s property market collapse in April next year have already sold out.
THE UK is to ditch Trident and spend the £170 billion savings on a retractable roof to cover the entire country.
A MAN who fiercely opposes the all-female Ghostbusters reboot is unconcerned about a female prime minister.
A MAN moving to London cannot wait to drop the best part of a fiver on a cup of tea.
A MAN has explained to his wife that fathering a child with his sister-in-law 'was the right decision at the time'.
A MAN’S excuses for problems clearly caused by Brexit are getting increasingly desperate.
FORMER president George W Bush has picked up his iPhone, looked at the caller, returned it to his pocket and continued his round of golf.
SIR John Chilcot has confirmed everything that absolutely everybody already knew the entire time.