GREECE has been fitted with explosives that will detonate if growth dips below two per cent of GDP.
WEDDING guests have drawn a blank on why one of their number is wearing a kilt.
THE third member of the Holy Trinity is to star in its own all-new scripture, it has been revealed.
WORKERS are demanding postponement of the next tube strike so that they can think up fresh chit chat on the subject.
A 28-YEAR-OLD woman routinely takes an extravagant amount of tobacco when friends offer her a roll up.
A TOTAL bastard had kind and decent ancestors, genealogists have discovered.
OWNING a large muscular dog does not make you a well-respected community figure, it has been confirmed.
DIESEL costs more than petrol as punishment for diesel motorists’ uncleanliness, oil companies have admitted.