THE fantasy-reading community has been left confused by a tale of noble houses, war and dragons that concludes in one volume.
HOMEOPATHY will have eradicated itself by 2032, it has been confirmed.
JAY Kay from Jamiroquai is to sue Pharrell for copying his ‘overconfident bellend in a massive hat’ brand.
STARS who have left the BBC for ITV have beseeched Jeremy Clarkson to join them in the darkness.
SELF-PORTRAITS by artists including Rembrandt and Van Gogh are to be banned from the National Gallery for encouraging mindless vanity.
CHILDREN as young as seven are collecting cigarette packets for the gruesome health warning.
THERE is nothing to be gained by adding plant matter to a drink, it has been claimed.
PHILLIP Schofield has confirmed that This Morning has shelved a segment on increasing sexual excitement by restricting the flow of oxygen to the brain.