THE tomb of Richard III includes interactive features, holograms and the music of Rick Wakeman.
SHOWING initiative is a waste of time for the person who does it and those who have to live with the consequences.
JEREMY Paxman drew dozens of crude sketches of what he would do to David Cameron and Ed Miliband during last night’s TV interviews.
AFTER decades of women being described as being ‘pear-shaped’ and similar, men have been given their own contrived body shapes.
A SHORTAGE of places in Hell means that the damned will be made to party in Magaluf for all eternity.
JEREMY Clarkson asked Oisin Tymon to drop his complaint in exchange for punching Richard Hammond as hard as he could.
ZAYN Malik’s core fanbase of men working in the building trade is today in shock.
THE BBC has confirmed that Top Gear will continue without Jeremy Clarkson as Britain is awash with boorish oafs.