THOM Yorke has confirmed his new album will be the perfect Ibiza soundtrack.
EVERYTHING about tipping in restaurants is idiotic, customers and waiters have agreed.
ANYONE who claims to enjoy gardening is a liar, it has emerged.
A WOMAN’S persistent headaches are caused by her job, commute, family life, relationship with her partner and hobbies, she has found.
A BUS driver has given change from a £10 note without acting like it is a natural disaster.
THE discovery that the ginger gene contains the secret of youthful looks has united the world in rejection of this Faustian bargain.
A WOMAN has announced a unilateral reduction in benefits for her casual sexual partner.
A MAN has won plaudits for looking after his daughter for a whole afternoon without supervision from his wife.