THE owner of an iPhone 6s is already feeling shame, humiliation and actual physical pain every time he attempts to use it.
A DEADBEAT uncle mistakenly believes he is a cool uncle, it has emerged.
A ROW over school uniforms has delighted a wide range of idiots across the UK.
BRITONS do not need to go to a nightclub to take drugs, it has been confirmed.
AUSTRALIA is the perfect trading partner for Britain due to being on the other side of the world, UK residents agree.
A NEW type of yoghurt is being marketed on its lack of creaminess.
A WOMAN has decided to stop trying to achieve anything after discovering she is older than Beyonce.
SAINSBURY’S has confirmed it had no idea that changing its meal deal ever-so-slightly would create a shitload of free publicity on social media.