A BRITISH teenager has changed his mind about joining ISIS after reading an opinion piece by Richard Littlejohn.
A WOMAN believes that adding random ingredients to food makes it better and more exotic.
A NEW 'intelligent' missile is unwilling to contemplate non-missile career options, it has emerged.
NORTHERN pop stars are recording a benefit single for Londoners facing rising rents.
THE latest instalment of the video game Fallout is set in and around 21st Century Carlisle.
A 31-YEAR-OLD man who regularly wears plaid shirts is misrepresenting himself as rugged.
FEMALE body hair is a massive turn-off for virgins, shallow narcissists and picky twats, it has emerged.
THE next season of Game of Thrones will see the death of some of the programme's biggest fans.