A HOUSE has burnt down within a 20 minute walk from a cinema where people can watch Fifty Shades of Grey.
TRADESMEN have said they are happy to give receipts for cash jobs provided they can use ridiculous fake names.
A FLAWLESS cup of tea has made further tea-making redundant, it has been claimed.
THE once-popular pastime of staring into the distance for minutes at a time is back in fashion thanks to Wolf Hall and Broadchurch.
PEOPLE who claim to enjoy skunk would secretly like some normal weed that doesn’t make them feel as weird.
CHOCOLATE spread Nutella is designed to be absorbed through the pores, it has emerged.
BIG brands are all either irritating or demonic, it has emerged.
THE abandoned, broken ruins of 1990s internet sites are popular destinations for tourists unable to believe that people once lived there.