RIDERLESS bicycles free of dangerous knobheads in lycra will soon be a reality, scientists believe.
MUSICAL artists across the world have been notified that none of them are safe from an unplanned Sean Paul feature.
CURRY restaurants are facing bankruptcy after a lettuce shortage means they have no limp salads for diners to disregard.
PRESIDENT Trump has generously granted the world a 24-hour break from his onslaught of lunatic behaviour.
IN an act of unprecedented generosity, Britain’s train companies have confirmed they will never set fire to your house.
A MAN believes it was the right decision to take the largest suitcase he could find onto a crowded train.
A FAMILY whose mother boasts of providing them with healthy, nutritious meals for £3 a day secretly spend £294 a week on junk food.
A 54-YEAR-OLD man has delighted the internet with a photo of his huge stomach.