THE new series of Teletubbies is an insult to those who have kept its memory all these years, it has been claimed.
PRESIDENT Xi Jinping’s friendship with David Cameron has led to a surge in Chinese demand for our public school idiots.
A MAN knows a great deal about coffee but nothing about anything else, it has emerged.
BONO has taken power in Myanmar following three decades of tireless campaigning.
A LOCAL knobhead is annoying everyone where he lives by continuing to set off fireworks five days after Bonfire Night.
A THAI hipster has opened a cafe in Bangkok selling authentic British ‘street food’, it has emerged.
THOUSANDS of adult humans are into that game where you have little cards with pictures of monsters on them.
A REUSABLE shopping bag hanging on the back of a cupboard is a grim reminder of its owner’s inevitable death.