A REGULAR Sun reader suspects the newspaper is using subliminal messages to try and influence his political views.
A MAN has been unable to locate the source of music playing on his computer.
BRITAIN’S train services are impossible to describe without an excrement comparison, it has emerged.
STAFF on a training day were given a cruel flicker of hope when a PowerPoint presentation malfunctioned.
VICARS have informed wedding guests that throwing confetti on church ground means eternal damnation.
LECHEROUS builders who wolf-whistle at women must now behave similarly towards men.
ORDINARY Britons have demanded politicians stop being on the television.
CHIMPANZEES are currently being trained up to take your job.