DAVID Cameron has set up a Cabinet committee to decide if ebola is a bad thing.
BRITONS are expected to vote in favour of opening a box containing unspeakable evil.
THE £640m asking price of London's Gherkin building is far more than Gherkins are fetching outside the capital.
A WEDGE of Stilton has returned fully intact from its fifth picnic of the summer.
THE screen role of Wonder Woman has gone to 300 star Gerard Butler.
HIGHWAYS operative Tom Logan is angry that he always has to use the shovel while his team stands around watching him.
STATISTICALLY illiterate Britons are being shocked and surprised by percentages that only relate to a tiny number of actual things.
THE film version of Fifty Shades of Grey was shown by Channel 5 back in 1998, it has emerged.