STEPHEN Hawking has made millions by using quantum theory in gambling, he has revealed.
KATE Bush has announced her first live shows for 35 years but warned fans she is not quite the same.
PEOPLE have been left feeling vaguely unsatisfied following the death of a stark raving madman.
STUDENTS think having a massive rat shitting in their kitchen is cool, it has emerged.
TEENAGERS are refusing to start an era-defining subculture unless there's money involved.
AN online video showing a man and a woman unsure how to end a work meeting has gone viral.
ADVERTS which give parents no choice but to pump their children full of sugar and fat 24 hours a day are to be banned.
MOST Britons will spend their pension pot on stupid, crazy stuff the very moment they get their hands on it.