PHILLIP Schofield has confirmed that This Morning has shelved a segment on increasing sexual excitement by restricting the flow of oxygen to the brain.
INCREASING numbers of Britain’s race horses are changing their original idiotic names, it has emerged.
ELECTRIC cars are to give drivers a choice of six exhaust sounds from 80s Lada to Lamborghini Countach.
JEREMY Clarkson has been suspended by the BBC for helping some disabled children.
SCIENTISTS will never be able to explain why all beards go slightly ginger when they reach a certain length, it has been confirmed.
CONSERVATIONISTS have defended controversial plans to release 300 terminators into the wilds of Scotland.
ANYONE who does not have a fanatical love of babies will be sent to prison, the government has warned.
RECENT poor quality science fiction films were created to make the new Star Wars seem incredible, it has emerged.