A SELF-EMPLOYED builder would face a significant tax increase if he didn’t always ask customers for cash.
AN AVERAGE family with two children has told the media to get its nose out of their personal finances.
CORPORATIONS that hate and fear women have wished them a happy International Women’s Day.
A MAN is loathed by his colleagues for not working regular extra hours for no money.
THE political wizardry of Jeremy Corbyn is beyond the understanding of a mere genius physicist, his supporters have told Stephen Hawking.
DRIVERS of Jaguar cars can become distracted by thoughts of intense self-love, it has emerged.
FACEBOOK has begged users to behave like vaguely normal human beings.
THE government has told parents that if they really cared about their children's education they would found their own free school.