A MAN who used a hammock has described it as the least relaxing experience of his life.
MOST office toilet breaks are merely for the sake of variety, it has emerged.
TAKING Instagram egg photos can trigger insanity, it has emerged.
LOVING working-class grandparents are to be reassigned to cold, ambitious middle-class families in dire need of them.
BRITAIN has been cleared to leave the EU because Brexit is perfectly usable while other countries have been permanently barred.
FORMER RBS chief Fred Goodwin is enjoying another lovely day while you pay off his debts.
THERE is a striking transformation from ‘clever’ to ‘gorgeous’ whenever lady scientists take off their glasses, it has been claimed.
THE kindly-seeming old ladies running HSBC have decided to sack 8,000 people because profits are down.