THE Bank of England has decided now is the ideal time to treat yourself to something expensive to enjoy until it is repossessed.
BRITAIN cannot wait to read the Chilcot Report to find out if the Iraq war was an abject disaster or totally brilliant.
A MAN who blames ‘baby boomers’ for everything is starting to sound like a racist, people have noticed.
ARTIFICIAL intelligence KITT from Knight Rider has been named as the new presenter of Top Gear.
'BREXITEER' is the most ridiculous English word yet created, experts have confirmed.
BRITONS have been inspired to just abandon what they were doing and f**k off.
A MAN’S neighbours are wondering how he could have spent such an insane amount of time mowing a fairly small lawn.
COMMUTERS using Southern Rail will need an advanced degree in modern poetry to know when their train is due.