JESUS had a goatee for a bit but nobody was into it, it has emerged.
A MAN has explained to family and friends that he does not want a lot for Christmas, and leaving the EU is all he needs.
A CAT is acting tough because of being outside.
A MAN has spent several hundred pounds on weird food that he would never consider buying during the rest of the year.
A WOMAN’S attempts to live in the moment have been disrupted by the arrival of other moments.
BRITAIN’S relatives are preparing a range of strange and annoying behaviours for their Christmas visits, they have revealed.
A CHRISTMAS tree in the Daily Mail newsroom has died within 45 minutes of its arrival.
FOGGY airports are the EU’s latest plan to hinder Brexit, it has been claimed.