A MAN is experiencing feelings of betrayal over Carrie Fisher’s affair with co-star Harrison Ford.
OUR reality is just a dream in the mind of a nan who doesn’t like foreigners, it has been claimed.
‘HAVING a quiet night in’ is as mind-numbingly dull as it sounds once you reach 40, experts have confirmed.
A WOMAN spent 20 minutes staring at breakfast cereal in a supermarket to avoid making small talk with a neighbour she does not really know very well.
THE Queen has promised that everyone can spend a weekend at Buckingham Palace once the renovations are done.
THE BBC newsreaders have reenacted controversial Prodigy video Smack My Bitch Up for the Children In Need appeal.
BRITAIN has once again found itself unprepared for snow as it has been since the beginning of recorded history.
BRITAIN has asked retailers to cease their barrage of heartwarming Christmas adverts.