THE popularity of smartphones and tablet devices means that looking at someone during a conversation is asking for a fight.
A STRANGER who is standing beside you holding his penis wants to know if you are having a good night.
THE Coca-Cola Company has ordered the world to stop consuming Cokes that bear other people’s names.
COMMENTS about how rubbish Glastonbury is wore thin 30 minutes after tickets went on sale, it has been confirmed.
RAGING alcoholic Tom Logan celebrates Oktoberfest every day in his flat, he has claimed.
THE terrifying black-eyed child haunting Cannock Chase is only after a scooter, it explained.
A COUPLE has begun the first tentative moves towards sexual intercourse before the end of October.
BANKSY artworks are being removed by councils who had no idea they were allowed to just paint over them.