UNIVERSITY graduates trapped in low-paid jobs have resolved to do them in a grudging, sour-faced manner.
ANGELINA Jolie and Brad Pitt have confirmed that their sex life is over and done by announcing their marriage.
The UK’s foremost authorities on privacy law have refused to confirm their availability for a working lunch next Friday.
HELLO Kitty is a vengeful cat-human hybrid that feeds on livers, it has been confirmed.
LONDON’S tallest building has become Europe’s biggest branch of Cancer Research.
THE DVLA has a team of seven-year-old girls making its tax discs using colourful card and glitter.
BRITAIN cheered last night as Mary Berry told a hipster to get the hell off her television programme.
WORKERS who demand to be paid are missing out on valuable opportunities to showcase themselves and add to their CVs, it has been claimed.