OVER 5,000 people have been killed in a field in a faithful re-enactment of the Battle of Bannockburn.
CLAIMS that rain wouldn’t dampen spirits at Glastonbury and Wimbledon this weekend have been proved wrong.
YOU cannot have any time off at Christmas because everyone else has already booked theirs, it has emerged.
HUNDREDS of women are still being carried around on mens' shoulders as they leave Glastonbury.
43-YEAR-OLD man Tom Logan chose to go and see the musical version of The Bodyguard, it has emerged.
DESIGN guru Jony Ive, the man behind the iPod and iPhone, has signed up to design the new featureless cigarette packaging.
PRIMARK has denied its clothes are made in sweatshops in a statement sewn in sequins on a cardigan made in Bangladesh.
A NEW sixteen-thousand character acronym encapsulates all conceivable reactions to anything seen on the internet.