BRITAIN’S economy has slowed after it realised it was living in a fantasy world.
FORMER Hear’Say singer Myleene Klass has triggered the End of Days after accidentally spelling out God’s true name.
BRITISH holidaymakers have been advised to steal a car rather than trying to rent one.
BRITAIN’S men are getting their bodies into the perfect overweight shape for the beach.
SALES manager Tom Logan’s new Apple Watch has been unexpectedly ridiculed by his work colleagues.
LONDON Marathon participants have been warned that the wall they went through was just a figure of speech.
THE Guardian has condemned the middle-class gentrification of Brixton by its own readers.
DAVID Cameron has insisted bombing Libya and then forgetting about it was an act of statesmanship.