A 34-YEAR-OLD man is wearing the same outfits as three-year-old Prince George of Cambridge, his shocked colleagues have reported.
WOMEN do not need to be constantly reminded that ‘real women’ exist who are not fashion models, it has emerged.
THE winners of the Nobel Prize in Physics have begun a lifetime of trying to explain their work to idiots.
AN INVESTIGATION has been launched into who put a 12-minute Sonic Youth song onto a party playlist.
MIDDLE class landlords are raising rents in apologetic ways designed to suggest it is not their fault, it has emerged.
SMALL provincial towns provide just as many opportunities to have a fight as cities, it has been claimed.
A NICE older couple inexplicably read the Daily Mail, it has emerged.
AN OBNOXIOUS group of after-work drinkers is getting larger, dismayed pub customers have noticed.