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Free pint if you can eat a portion of the Earth's core
BRITISH scientists are offering a free pint of lager to anyone who can eat a plateful of the Earth's core.
Brains of UKIP members 'hacked'
BRAINS belonging to members of UKIP have been hacked causing them to go mental.
'Drinksitting' to become a legitimate weekend activity
SITTING in front of the television getting arseholed is to be considered a 'proper' weekend pursuit.
Iron Maiden fans somehow immune to self-consciousness epidemic
FANS of the band Iron Maiden are somehow unaffected by the self-consciousness epidemic sweeping the Western world.
Britain's potholes now a tourist attraction
THE impressive holes in Britain's road have become a draw for foreign tourists.
Weak GDP figures suggest something really bad may have happened a few years ago
THE latest set of GDP figures indicate the UK economy may have suffered some sort of cataclysmic event about five years ago.