A CYCLIST has achieved a new personal best by commuting to work in a skintight lycra bodysuit that shows the exact outline of his penis.
THE government is to bring back the term ‘riff-raff’, which will be used to describe the sort of children not welcome at new grammar schools.
A MAN on a crowded train has actually bought a ticket for the bag on the seat next to him.
THE owner of an iPhone 6s is already feeling shame, humiliation and actual physical pain every time he attempts to use it.
A DEADBEAT uncle mistakenly believes he is a cool uncle, it has emerged.
A ROW over school uniforms has delighted a wide range of idiots across the UK.
BRITONS do not need to go to a nightclub to take drugs, it has been confirmed.
AUSTRALIA is the perfect trading partner for Britain due to being on the other side of the world, UK residents agree.