ENVIRONMENTAL campaigners are claiming to get a massive buzz off harmful pesticides in order to get them banned.
ANYONE over 50 who still listens to music has been told they can have this one last Pink Floyd album and then stop.
A PACKET of four-inch roofing nails is mysteriously selling to the public without having a Facebook page.
AC/DC drummer Phil Rudd has been targeted by an international conspiracy to discredit drummers, it has been claimed.
THE John Lewis Christmas advert has been condemned for promoting the trade in penguin sex slaves.
A LANDMARK office building in the City of London could be full of people who are basically werewolves, it has emerged.
BARACK Obama is to devote the pointless remainder of his presidency to being deliberately antagonistic.
A VEGETARIAN burger that tastes like meat has said it would rather die than live a tragic double life.