THE android known as ‘Taylor Swift’ has remembered who she was sent from the future to kill.
THE new Harry Potter play will feature Harry’s time-wasting brother Geoff constantly coming round with some stupid problem or request, it has emerged.
A 31-YEAR-OLD man almost went into a branch of Games Workshop but was worried that somebody might see, it has emerged.
LONDONERS are struggling to understand claims that Britain enjoyed a day of wonderful sunshine yesterday when they did not.
BUILDING the longest tunnel in the world proves that Switzerland is a sexy and desirable nation, says the country’s president.
A STUDENT having a post-wank piece of toast has realised his existence could not be less like clothes company Jack Wills’ depiction of university life.
THE parents of a 45-year-old vegetarian woman are confident that she will soon start eating meat again.
DISNEY’S Frozen 2 will feature a character who is not constantly making snappy wise cracks, it has emerged.