A PRINTER has successfully provoked its owner into killing it in combat because it wanted to die a warrior's death.
BRITAIN’S idiots have defended their right to use jargon instead of intelligence.
SONGS of Praise must always be broadcast from lovely parish churches in rural Surrey, it has been claimed.
SAMANTHA Cameron has been placed at the top of Vanity Fair's Best-Dressed list by women uncomfortable in everything.
EXPERTS have dismissed a survey naming Harrogate as the happiest town in Britain.
DOZENS of elderly woman have been arrested after a flurry of bets on the same contestant in The Great British Bake-Off.
USERS of the new Windows have complained about the ghostly, dead-eyed face that appears whenever the screen goes black.
THE moon has blamed its well-documented ‘dark side’ after getting drunk for three days with its mates.