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Jesus had goatee phase

JESUS had a goatee for a bit but nobody was into it, it has emerged.

All man wants for Christmas is Brexit

A MAN has explained to family and friends that he does not want a lot for Christmas, and leaving the EU is all he needs.

Cat acting hard because he is outside

A CAT is acting tough because of being outside.

Man embarks on completely bizarre Christmas supermarket shop

A MAN has spent several hundred pounds on weird food that he would never consider buying during the rest of the year.

Woman 'living in moment' finds that unfortunately it is connected to other moments

A WOMAN’S attempts to live in the moment have been disrupted by the arrival of other moments.

Relatives planning strange behaviour for Christmas

BRITAIN’S relatives are preparing a range of strange and annoying behaviours for their Christmas visits, they have revealed.

Daily Mail's tree dies within an hour

A CHRISTMAS tree in the Daily Mail newsroom has died within 45 minutes of its arrival.

EU ‘sending fog to airports’

FOGGY airports are the EU’s latest plan to hinder Brexit, it has been claimed.