BRITONS are rushing to take part in a new craze that involves consuming alcohol and becoming drunk.
BRITAIN'S millions of gifted children are inexplicably growing up to become unremarkable adults.
DAVID Cameron will today visit one of the big, grey clouds over Britain in a bid to ‘get a handle’ on rain.
THE Robocop remake is not hugely inferior to the original film, according to pleasantly surprised cinemagoers.
BRITISH oxygen molecules that drift into an independent Scotland must be sent back immediately, it has been claimed.
NEW guidelines will give social workers the power to take children into care if their parents do not have tattoos of their names.
BRITONS would prefer it if television weather presenters gave them false hope.
BRITAIN'S theme parks do not have a single real dinosaur or pirate, it has emerged.