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Self-employed builder just glad he's cash only

A SELF-EMPLOYED builder would face a significant tax increase if he didn’t always ask customers for cash.

Average family pissed off with everyone asking what the budget means for them

AN AVERAGE family with two children has told the media to get its nose out of their personal finances.

International Women's Day celebrated by brands that hate women

CORPORATIONS that hate and fear women have wished them a happy International Women’s Day.

Lazy slacker scumbag only working hours specified in his contract

A MAN is loathed by his colleagues for not working regular extra hours for no money.

Corbyn not governed by physical laws of our universe, supporters tell Hawking

THE political wizardry of Jeremy Corbyn is beyond the understanding of a mere genius physicist, his supporters have told Stephen Hawking.

Jaguar drivers distracted from road by thinking about how amazing they are

DRIVERS of Jaguar cars can become distracted by thoughts of intense self-love, it has emerged.

Any chance you could stop being dicks? Facebook asks users

FACEBOOK has begged users to behave like vaguely normal human beings.

If you loved your children you would found a free school, says government

THE government has told parents that if they really cared about their children's education they would found their own free school.