A COUPLE who dutifully listen to their six-year-old son have reached the conclusion that he is a complete idiot.
SCIENTISTS have discovered a python of below average length that makes up for it by cracking jokes.
TOM Logan has failed miserably to predict the winner of the Grand National, earning contempt from colleagues.
CANNABIS users are mourning the death of Howard Marks, whose autobiography got them back into reading.
THE UK’s baffled dogs have demanded to know what farts are, it has emerged.
EXECUTIVES at Yahoo! have revealed a strong affinity with Poland in September 1939.
A COUPLE could not stop themselves bragging on Facebook about buying their first house, it has emerged.
A FAN of Queen has realised that everything about the band is ridiculous.