A WOMAN has stealthily reinstalled taxi app Uber after a week of condemning it on social media.
A CAT has rejected the chance to go outside, despite having seemed incredibly keen to do so.
GOVERNMENT plans for more rented housing have been welcomed by renters who like paying other people's mortgages.
THE nonchalant, arrogant staff at a hipster bar hate themselves just as much as they hate you, they have admitted.
YOUR mother is determined that you will not remain neutral in the row she is having with your sister, she has confirmed.
RIDERLESS bicycles free of dangerous knobheads in lycra will soon be a reality, scientists believe.
MUSICAL artists across the world have been notified that none of them are safe from an unplanned Sean Paul feature.
CURRY restaurants are facing bankruptcy after a lettuce shortage means they have no limp salads for diners to disregard.