NIGEL Farage will be Donald Trump’s high powered ‘go-between’ whenever the new president wants to eat some pizza.
THE music of Leonard Cohen is perfect for fans feeling desolate and melancholic about his death, they have confirmed.
EARLY shoppers have already bought all the cold, impersonal gifts which they will hand to the humans they are obliged to exchange them with.
A DONALD Trump supporter has acknowledged the president-elect’s call for national unity before registering the domain name for a white supremacist website.
TODDLERS have expanded into their spherical outdoor forms for the winter months.
A WOMAN who survived four years with a knobhead has given hope to humanity.
A MAN has decided the US election result is sufficiently insane to justify calling his ex-girlfriend.
A TRUMP supporter has voted to make the government stop ignoring him and completely screw him over instead.