BRITAIN has welcomed Alastair Campbell’s apology for destroying journalism.
SCIENTISTS have been banned from watching the film Gravity because they kept ruining it for normal people.
EVERY boyband of the 80s, 90s and 00s has merged into a hideous oozing blob.
TV CHEF Jamie Oliver is to make Death Row prisoners' last meals healthier and more nutritious.
THE media has expressed grief at the death of the last Briton capable of being shocked by newspaper articles and TV programmes.
A NEW book showcases the side-splitting exam mistakes that have ended the hopes and dreams of children.
WOMEN have confirmed that nothing gets them hotter than men vigorously criticising the music they listen to.
MALE fashion mannequins are to be more realistic, including at least one hand rammed permanently down the front of their trousers.