IN an act of unprecedented generosity, Britain’s train companies have confirmed they will never set fire to your house.
A MAN believes it was the right decision to take the largest suitcase he could find onto a crowded train.
A FAMILY whose mother boasts of providing them with healthy, nutritious meals for £3 a day secretly spend £294 a week on junk food.
A 54-YEAR-OLD man has delighted the internet with a photo of his huge stomach.
DALEKS have demanded that the new Doctor Who should be a Dalek.
A CHAOS Daemon from space wargame Warhammer 40,000 has shamefacedly yielded to PETA’s request to remove fur from its armour.
A LOCAL odd job man has admitted that some jobs are too big or small for him.
DONALD Trump has fired all officials who lack the blank-eyed stare of the undead.