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Student house rat infestation is a status symbol

STUDENTS think having a massive rat shitting in their kitchen is cool, it has emerged.

Modern youth not starting a subculture unless they get paid for it

TEENAGERS are refusing to start an era-defining subculture unless there's money involved.

Viral captures awkward kiss on cheek after business meeting

AN online video showing a man and a woman unsure how to end a work meeting has gone viral.

Ban on ads ordering parents to ram junk food into their children 24 hours a day

ADVERTS which give parents no choice but to pump their children full of sugar and fat 24 hours a day are to be banned.

Most people going to blow hell out of pension pot within 20 minutes

MOST Britons will spend their pension pot on stupid, crazy stuff the very moment they get their hands on it.

Still cold, say men without coats

MEN who decided to leave their jackets at home today have confirmed that they made a mistake.

Most starter homes now in fantasy games

BRITONS desperate to own homes are increasingly opting to live in Playstation games.

Where’s our tax cut? ask paintballing sherry enthusiasts

PEOPLE who drink sherry after a vigorous afternoon of paintball have demanded a tax cut.