PUBGOERS were plunged into despair after realising a band was preparing to perform.
A MIDDLE-AGED man has found himself standing in the centre of his life struggling to remember what he came in for.
THE old version of Facebook was like something you might have played on a ZX Spectrum computer, it has been claimed.
THE next installation on the fourth plinth in Trafalgar Square is to be a series of horribly misogynistic tweets.
A BABY has been trying to remove itself from Facebook, it has emerged.
THERE is no such thing as all-day drinking, it has emerged.
CONCERNS are growing after a divorced couple have been left alone together for the first time in over a decade.
A STEAMY texting session has been ruined by a man’s familiarity with the subjunctive.