YOUR holiday to Rome is under threat from a colleague who went there last year and has far too many tips for you.
THE new one pound coin would rather not be attached to a doomed currency, it has confirmed.
CHEEKY 70s bus driver Stan Butler has been appointed guest editor of the Daily Mail.
DAILY Mail editor Paul Dacre insisted his ‘legs-it’ front page was ‘a bit of fun’ in a voice that made everyone think of a derelict Victorian hospital.
CHILDREN will be allowed to travel abroad during term time as long as they bring back booze and fags for teachers.
OUR reality is just a dream in the mind of sleeping Ed Sheeran, it has been confirmed.
WORKERS have expressed no surprise that their strange new colleague was educated by his parents.
A WOMAN'S excitement at eating a Creme Egg is visibly turning to remorse.