WORKING humans are to receive financial assistance with the cost of breeding new additions to the labour pool.
NEW British Gas 'smart meters' wait until you go out and then switch on all your appliances.
THE TripAdvisor judges who rated a Welsh beach as one of the world's top ten are being educated on the country's weather.
THE 'thrupenny bit'-influenced £1 coin has left pensioners unable to shut up about how cheap everything used to be.
FAVOURING your left hand does not mean you are some sort of creative genius.
CRIMEA'S application to join the Russian Federation has been refused because it is 'cold and boring'.
YOUR health is not especially important, according to a new study.
THE people of Crimea are hoping Vladimir Putin is happy with their overwhelming love for Russia.