Sight of band setting up strikes fear into drinkers' hearts

PUBGOERS were plunged into despair after realising a band was preparing to perform.

Man find himself in middle of life with no idea what he was looking for

A MIDDLE-AGED man has found himself standing in the centre of his life struggling to remember what he came in for.

Old version of Facebook was 'like using a ZX Spectrum'

THE old version of Facebook was like something you might have played on a ZX Spectrum computer, it has been claimed.

Fourth plinth to display misogynist tweets

THE next installation on the fourth plinth in Trafalgar Square is to be a series of horribly misogynistic tweets.

Baby desperately wants to untag itself

A BABY has been trying to remove itself from Facebook, it has emerged.

All-day drinking proved to be impossible

THERE is no such thing as all-day drinking, it has emerged.

Divorced parents left unattended

CONCERNS are growing after a divorced couple have been left alone together for the first time in over a decade.

Sexting ruined by knowledge of grammar

A STEAMY texting session has been ruined by a man’s familiarity with the subjunctive.