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Man uses mindfulness to accept he is a twat

A MAN has confirmed that mindfulness has helped him calmly acknowledge and accept his own twattishness.

If there was one 'weird trick' to weight loss we would tell you, confirm doctors

DOCTORS have clarified that if there was ‘one weird trick’ to weight loss they would not hate it and would definitely tell you.

Woman admits she's not on a voyage of personal discovery

A 33 YEAR-OLD woman has admitted she has not learned anything new about herself for at least seven years.

Britain rallying round buy-to-let landlords

BRITAIN has pledged to do all it can to help the country’s hard hit buy-to-let landlords.

Britain profoundly insulted by April Fools' stories

THE UK has been deeply insulted by today's 'media pranks'.

Man who left Facebook never heard of again

A MAN who closed his Facebook account in August 2015 apparently no longer exists.

Cat forms emotional bond with human

A CAT has become the first of his species to actively like a human being.

Freak just sitting there not looking at technology

A MAN sitting in a cafe without looking at any sort of screen has been condemned as a freakish misfit.