ANY bottle of alcohol will instantly look classy when placed in a box, experts have confirmed.
A TICKET inspector has convinced passengers he is taking part in a dickhead contest.
BRITAIN’S newspapers have undergone a moral transformation thanks to the introduction of a new regulator.
A WEATHER forecaster has admitted he is just wasting his time right now.
REFUSING to accept unwanted compliments about your appearance is exactly how Hitler got started, the Daily Mail has warned.
A COUPLE who invited an unattached man and a recently divorced woman to a dinner party are hoping they will breed.
A VIDEO blogger is baffled by how she makes large sums of money from her trivial and amateurish YouTube videos.
THE 'big four' supermarkets have met to discuss new and ingenious ways to hide eggs from customers.