STUDENTS think having a massive rat shitting in their kitchen is cool, it has emerged.
TEENAGERS are refusing to start an era-defining subculture unless there's money involved.
AN online video showing a man and a woman unsure how to end a work meeting has gone viral.
ADVERTS which give parents no choice but to pump their children full of sugar and fat 24 hours a day are to be banned.
MOST Britons will spend their pension pot on stupid, crazy stuff the very moment they get their hands on it.
MEN who decided to leave their jackets at home today have confirmed that they made a mistake.
BRITONS desperate to own homes are increasingly opting to live in Playstation games.
PEOPLE who drink sherry after a vigorous afternoon of paintball have demanded a tax cut.
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