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The Mash Guide to the Final Journey
1) Baroness Thatcher's coffin leaves Westminster and is taken up Whitehall to Downing Street where it will be removed from the hearse and dropped on Geoffrey Howe.
Holly Willoughby explains concept of death to ITV viewers
HOLLY Willoughby has told ITV viewers why the lady in the box is asleep forever.
Women 'not manly enough for Formula One'
WOMEN are not sufficiently manly to be racing drivers, according to Stirling Moss.
Horses declare war on humanity
HORSES are now at war with humans.
'£4.80 windfall ruined my life'
MINIMUM wage worker Tom Logan believes the extra £4.80 he earned yesterday nearly ended up destroying him.
Vince Cable really into The Wanted
VINCE Cable criticised One Direction because he loves The Wanted, it has emerged.
