KILLER seals are attempting to engage police in pseudo-intellectual cat-and-mouse games.
PEOPLE who claim to be perfectionists are just moody bastards, it has emerged.
ANGRY men have told Tesco to remove signs implying toys are for children.
THE new anti-terrorism bill will give everyone the choice of being a spy or an enemy of the state.
A FREE meal at a high street restaurant is ample reward for months of relentless poorly-paid toil, according to employees.
FORMER Batman Christian Bale is to play a new self-devised superhero called Megabatman.
THE government has confirmed that you are too busy to eat properly, exercise or enjoy relationships.
A GROUP of people kept in isolation for the last six months has guessed exactly why there are riots in the US town of Ferguson.