31-YEAR-OLD Julian Cook does not like cycling, it has been claimed.
THE public has expressed total approval for genetically altered babies that do not need to shit.
PEOPLE who committed crimes while hungry are to be released from prison, it has emerged.
MOST people who watch period drama Wolf Hall think it is about modern-day mentally ill people who dress in colourful tights.
BLOGGERS have claimed that a tree involved in a bus crash was deliberately planted by the government.
LEADING a dull suburban life with a mortgage and two children is now a phenomenal achievement, everyone has agreed.
TWO newly-discovered Michelangelo bronzes of muscular men riding panthers have seen his work embraced by the heavy metal community.
MILLIONS of self-absorbed UK residents are concerned that their photos may not be included in a police database.