DESIGN guru Jony Ive, the man behind the iPod and iPhone, has signed up to design the new featureless cigarette packaging.
PRIMARK has denied its clothes are made in sweatshops in a statement sewn in sequins on a cardigan made in Bangladesh.
A NEW sixteen-thousand character acronym encapsulates all conceivable reactions to anything seen on the internet.
MUSCLE-BUILDING steroids have been confirmed as this decade's defining drug.
GUNS 'N Roses' debut album has been named the greatest album ever by a judging panel tired of lying to themselves.
BOSSES who have no idea what their staff are doing have welcomed the acquittal of Rebekah Brooks.
A NEW 1980s-themed nightclub gives patrons an authentic experience of a profoundly painful decade.
THE term ‘socialising’ actually means drinking heavily, it has emerged.