GREEK debt talks have broken down after the country kept changing the subject to the new series of True Detective.
RAIL upgrades will be ditched in favour of putting trains on the backs of lorries, the government has confirmed.
THE Dalai Lama is looking forward to his weekend at the anti-capitalist Glastonbury Festival where organic burgers are just £12.
THE Dursley family despised Harry Potter because he was a snotty brat who reckoned he was God's gift to magic, it has emerged.
BUS drivers have admitted that, despite their cheerful, happy-go-lucky demeanours, they do not actually enjoy their work.
BEING on a ferry is f**king boring, a strike-hit British family has discovered.
A MANAGER is under the impression that outside of work he somehow stops being a prick.
MOST characters in The Dukes of Hazzard were members of the Ku Klux Klan, Bo and Luke Duke have revealed.