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Success mainly down to having a loud voice

HIGH earners are more likely to be good at shouting, it has emerged.

All bosses are absolutely amazing, say experts

ANYONE who runs a large business or organisation is obviously incredible, experts have confirmed.

Journey to the Center of the Earth was a documentary

THE Brendan Fraser film Journey to the Center of the Earth depicts real events, it has been confirmed.

Furries demand celebrity spokesperson

THE 'furry' subculture, whose members dress as animals to have sex, have demanded a celebrity advocate for their lifestyle.

Pay increase doesn't compensate for loss of bonuses, say minimum wagers

MINIMUM wage earners have blasted their pay rise of 19p an hour as inadequate recompense for losing their multi-million pound bonuses.

Noah 'won respect of animals by fighting them'

BIBLICAL hero Noah fought all the animals on the ark to prove his dominance, according to the producers of a new Russell Crowe film.

Poverty vital to telly

SOCIAL inequality is fundamental to televised light entertainment, according to experts.

Berners-Lee demands internet is free, open to all and has more bulldog videos

THE inventor of the internet has said that it must remain free of government interference and have more videos with bulldogs in.