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Beliebers wondering if Nazi persecution would change their taste in pop stars
JUSTIN Bieber fans are today debating if they would still like the Canadian superstar if they were hiding from Nazis in an attic.
Thatcher wigs sell out across UK
ARDENT Thatcher fans are snapping up replicas of her famous hairstyle.
Compromise version of 'Ding Dong' to be sung by Leonard Cohen
A COMPROMISE has been reached to help Britain solve its Ding Dong the Witch is Dead problem.
Middle class man convinced builders like him
A MIDDLE-CLASS man thinks he has a rapport with the people building his extension.
Straight men challenged to actually have sex with Ryan Gosling
HETEROSEXUAL men who claim to fancy Ryan Gosling are being offered sex with him.
BBC coverage of Thatcher’s funeral pre-emptively slammed
THE BBC's live coverage of Baroness Thatcher's funeral next week has been slammed for its bias, incompetence and lack of respect.
Huge rise in feeling like shit
MOST of the UK population feels like shit, it has emerged.