SCOTTISH Nationalists have reacted with fury to a new bank note design that does not demand independence.
SPACE is so incredibly boring, Tim Peake has confirmed.
PRESIDENT Barack Obama has enjoyed learning about Boris Johnson.
STRAIGHT men were in awe of both Prince’s music and his epic success with women, it has been confirmed.
GAME of Thrones viewers have been ordered to spend the weekend with maps and genealogies to prepare for Monday’s new series.
ACTRESS Saoirse Ronan is to star as a superhero she has admitted she has never heard of and could not care less about.
A MAN is convinced that Britain should stay in Europe because he imagines it gives him continental flair.
2016 is to be brought to an early end before anybody else dies.