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Train woman pulling that bag on seat shit

A PASSENGER on a busy train is acting like her bags are not on the seat next to her.

New record sees woman make it to 9.05am before hearing word 'Brexit'

A WOMAN set a new record today by not hearing anyone say ‘Brexit’ for almost two hours after waking.

Divorced man with Union Jack mug looking around empty flat

A MAN who opened divorce proceedings against his wife yesterday is looking around his bare flat wondering why he feels no different.

You could have just emailed, says EU

EU LEADERS are puzzled about why Britain wrote them a letter in the age of electronic communication.

Attempt to befriend office loner reveals why he is a loner

A GOOD-HEARTED attempted to befriend a widely ignored co-worker has backfired, it has emerged.

Reformed Honey Monster now wants to be called just 'Monster'

THE monster formerly known as 'Honey Monster' has changed his name after beating his sugar addiction.

Woman has too many suggestions for your holiday

YOUR holiday to Rome is under threat from a colleague who went there last year and has far too many tips for you.

New pound coin sorry it's attached to completely f**ked currency

THE new one pound coin would rather not be attached to a doomed currency, it has confirmed.