JUSTIN Bieber fans are today debating if they would still like the Canadian superstar if they were hiding from Nazis in an attic.
ARDENT Thatcher fans are snapping up replicas of her famous hairstyle.
A COMPROMISE has been reached to help Britain solve its Ding Dong the Witch is Dead problem.
A MIDDLE-CLASS man thinks he has a rapport with the people building his extension.
HETEROSEXUAL men who claim to fancy Ryan Gosling are being offered sex with him.
THE BBC's live coverage of Baroness Thatcher's funeral next week has been slammed for its bias, incompetence and lack of respect.
MOST of the UK population feels like shit, it has emerged.