A 42-YEAR-OLD man has been named as the UK's new lowest common denominator.
THE wedding of actor Danny Dyer will end with his wife being kidnapped by rival gangsters, it has been confirmed.
THE police raid on Sir Cliff Richard’s house has inspired him to write yet another mawkish dirge.
A DOG walker has bagged a pile of fresh canine faeces then put it back in almost the same place.
IF you want to be fit you have to keep doing exercise forever, it has emerged.
SOME people see this dress as white and gold because they have hidden racist opinions, it has emerged.
POSTCARDS featuring traditional red phoneboxes must now show they are exclusively used for sex, drugs and public urination.
The announcement of a Blade Runner sequel, starring me, has sparked debate about whether it can live up to the original. It won't.