THE Aurora Borealis is the closest thing Daily Mail readers will ever have to a psychedelic experience, they have confirmed.
BRITAIN'S national bird is Orville, the ultimately unsuccessful duck.
BRITONS are to receive coaching in how not to do things that are clearly wrong.
BRITAIN is marking St Hangover's Day with shivering bouts of vomiting.
ENGLAND is pouring a pint of Guinness in celebration of all the ways it has helped Ireland over the years.
AN online discussion thread does not contain a single person who knows what they are talking about.
KANYE West will perform at Glastonbury as long as the audience does not offend his wife’s sense of smell.
IVF reproduction has been attacked by a pair of fashion designers who have created a mountain of overpriced rubbish.