THE gap between those who buy expensive packs of pre-sliced fruit and normal people is wider than previously thought, experts have found.
A RECENTLY-DUMPED man is not sure why being ‘too nice’ was such a problem.
BANKS are to introduce a policy of keeping all of their customers’ money for themselves, they have announced.
THE owner of a character-filled 1960s car is desperate for one that is comfortable and does not constantly break down, he has revealed.
SIR Philip Green has confirmed plans to ignore a few weeks of criticism for his role in the BHS collapse and still be rich at the end of it.
AN ASPIRING musician has discovered that his fall-back career option of setting up a world-renowned record label is only marginally less impossible.
AN AWFUL, depressing evening out has been immortalised in a cheerful group photo.
DIRECTOR Danny Boyle has confirmed that the new Trainspotting film will focus on the enjoyment of real ale.