EVERYONE in Britain is standing so close to the radiator that it hurts.
THE Hatton Garden jewel thieves have been sentenced to sit through the inevitable British gangster movie based on their heist.
EMPLOYERS can read personal emails by their staff out loud in meetings if they are particularly juicy, the European court has ruled.
SCHEMING childless women have had their home-wrecking plans ruined by The Daily Mail.
A WOMAN has caused fear and panic in her workplace after answering the question “How are you?” with the truth.
A 32-YEAR-OLD is held in deep suspicion by his workmates for his bizarre habit of leaving the office for 40 minutes every day.
DAVID Cameron has revealed that residents of demolished council estates will be re-housed in a vast network of underground tunnels.
THE chanting bit from rave classic Voodoo Ray by A Guy Called Gerald will be sung at international sporting events, it has been confirmed.