A WOMAN’S friends have all faked amazement at her engagement ring despite having no idea whether it is impressive.
A CLOSE friendship has been severely tested by a long personal email that will take ages to read.
DONALD Trump has nearly worn out the large fake red button that the CIA told him would set off nuclear weapons.
THE new editor of British Vogue intends to make it the number one magazine for air rifles and carp fishing, he has announced.
PIERS Morgan is currently the frontrunner in a new TV competition to find Britain’s biggest twat.
THE construction of a 2,000-mile long border wall that will ensure Mexico survives the total implosion of America begins today.
LONDON is now smothering its residents literally as well as metaphorically.
THE new Resident Evil game is a nerve-jangling journey into the terrifying world of Michael Gove, it has emerged.