ALL owners of babies or kittens are convinced they would be perfect for lucrative advertising work.
A HOLE in the space-time continuum is to allow the makers of Downton Abbey to introduce product placement.
TRUST fund recipients think it is normal to have large amounts of free money.
ROUTINE fire drills have been condemned for making workers think the place they hate most will be destroyed.
THE ‘underclass’ are giving Britons a sense of superiority for only £30bn a year.
SEX abuse allegations against Sir Cliff Richard are the result of a long-standing feud with Devil Woman, it has been claimed.
PEOPLE will soon charge their phones using unhappiness, say scientists.
31-YEAR-OLD strip club visitor Wayne Hayes has condemned the other men there as perverts.