A MAN has called in sick today so he can properly enjoy the mountain of roast lamb and vegetables in his fridge.
ORDINARY workers are torn over whether they would prefer being exploited by corporations inside or outside of the European Union.
YOUR shallow, self-absorbed and unhappy guide to attending a profit-led music festival.
A MAN has tried to just play it cool after drinking from a can that had been used as an ashtray.
A WOMAN has unveiled her new middle class status by eating crisps from a bowl.
BRITISH astronaut Tim Peake is excitably asking if everyone saw him when he was in space because that is where he was.
A FATHER-OF-TWO has told his children that instead of a novelty tie or beer mug he would prefer the cash equivalent this Father’s Day.
A REGULAR commuter to central London has outraged her partner by planning to return to the city tomorrow for leisure purposes.