BRITAIN’S relatives are preparing a range of strange and annoying behaviours for their Christmas visits, they have revealed.
A CHRISTMAS tree in the Daily Mail newsroom has died within 45 minutes of its arrival.
FOGGY airports are the EU’s latest plan to hinder Brexit, it has been claimed.
A WOMAN hopes her Facebook post about how populism is bad gets loads of likes.
A MAN has managed to share so little of himself that all relatives know is that he likes chutney.
A MORON has hailed 2016 as the year in which everything looked rosy for the future and things went just great overall.
PEOPLE whose Christmas break has already begun are having a massive orgy today while you are at work.
A WOMAN would really like to drink something that has not been heated up and had loads of spices and other shit put in it.