INFLATION has dropped because Britain’s economy is running with the same fingers-crossed uncertainty as a Vauxhall Nova with 200,000 miles on the clock.
A MEMBER of London’s fancy, stuck-up liberal elite is unable to afford his rent, it has emerged.
EU OFFICIALS say if Britain does not have a Brexit plan they can offer one titled ‘F**k Off’.
MILLIONS of Britons are feeling unconfident in their winter hats.
NIGEL Farage has admitted that he may accidentally have told Donald Trump he is Britain’s prime minister.
SITTING in a cafe with a notepad instead of a computer is the new twatty thing to do, it has been confirmed.
PLANET Earth II viewers have demanded that animals get their own criminal justice system to stop them doing horrible things.
A WORKING class man has confirmed that he is not remotely full of hate.