AN exciting new piece of technology is nowhere near ready and will never come into widespread use.
CHILDREN have moved on from their love for pirates to a fascination with hired killers.
WORKERS are being coerced into joining complex and tedious fantasy football games.
DAVID Cameron has set up a Cabinet committee to decide if ebola is a bad thing.
BRITONS are expected to vote in favour of opening a box containing unspeakable evil.
THE £640m asking price of London's Gherkin building is far more than Gherkins are fetching outside the capital.
A WEDGE of Stilton has returned fully intact from its fifth picnic of the summer.
THE screen role of Wonder Woman has gone to 300 star Gerard Butler.