LEGO characters are arming themselves in preparation for wiping all Playmobil figures from the face of the earth.
TWO single people having lunch together are unsure if they are on some sort of date.
DIET experts are exploring a new theory that an inbuilt sense called ‘hunger’ may somehow indicate how much food we should consume.
A MAN has kicked a football with sufficient accuracy back to a group of lads in the park, giving him his happiest moment since 2012.
A WOMAN who received 188 Facebook likes for a picture of her new haircut knows that most of them were out of sympathy, it has emerged.
A MAN has started burning random crap in his garden again, his neighbours have confirmed.
A MAN who has chosen his brother as best man for his upcoming wedding has been told to go back and make a proper decision.
A 29-YEAR-OLD British man has filed for an injunction requiring the media to report that he has previously enjoyed an extremely successful threesome.