TRIPS to bowling alleys are always organised by men who want to show off, it has emerged.
A POLISH man is overwhelming a village in Cornwall, it has been claimed.
SCIENTISTS have confirmed that time travel is achievable simply by picking the desired time and getting everyone to go along with it.
THE vanguard of Russell Brand’s revolution will be people who are out of their minds, it has been confirmed.
A NEW TV remote has no buttons that completely fuck up the television.
THE winner of this year’s Apprentice will fill in Lord Sugar’s job applications while he watches daytime TV, the BBC has admitted.
DIVORCE lawyers are making unsolicited calls to ask if you have suffered a marriage, relationship or children that are not your fault.
DAVID Cameron has told British tourists to recoup the UK’s £2 billion EU surcharge by stealing things from continental hotels.