Couple brought together by shit sense of humour

A COUPLE enjoy a very successful relationship thanks to sharing the same dreadful sense of humour, they have revealed.

Tom Logan and Nikki Hollis are blissfully happy together and laugh constantly due to finding shit things hysterically funny.

Office manager Hollis said: “I first met Tom when we were seated next to each other at a wedding. After his 14th pun, I instinctively knew he was the one for me.

“He finally plucked up the courage to ask me on a date and I couldn’t stop laughing because he put a prawn on his fork and kept going ‘I’m a prawn!’ in a high-pitched voiced over and over again.

“We discovered we liked all the same things – Mrs Brown’s Boys, ‘Keep Calm and Carry On’ products and Steve Wright in the Afternoon.”

Marketing consultant Logan said: “Nikki has an amazing sense of humour. If Donald Trump is on the telly she’ll say ‘Donald Trump? Donald Fart more like’.

“Our perfect evening together is curling up on the sofa and laughing at all the funny adverts for comparison websites.”