Man who thinks girlfriend should make an effort wearing same t-shirt since he was 14

A MAN who thinks his girlfriend should try a bit harder with her appearance has been wearing the same dreadful T-shirt since he was a teenager.

Sarah Bartlet said: “Tom made a comment right before we were due to go out for drinks with his friends.

“I’d been in a rush because I’d just gotten back from work and didn’t have much turnaround time to get ready. I jumped out of the shower and put my clothes on and was ready to go, but when I got to the front door, Simon was already annoyed.

“It was surprising because he was wearing his T-shirt that he he bought in 2001. It’s bright orange with a crappy, cartoon graphic of the Red Hot Chili Peppers. I know, I’m going out with a Red Hot Chili Peppers fan. What the fuck?”

She added “Come to think of it, I can’t remember the last time he bought new clothes. His boxers are almost entirely holes and he has so many holes in his socks, he basically wears them like leg warmers.”

Boyfriend, Tom Logan, said: “I just think she looks nice when she puts a bit of lippy on. This t-shirt is what you call a ‘timeless classic’.”