Fatboy Slim Looks Nothing Like Johnny Ball
SUPERSTAR DJ Fatboy slim bears no resemblance whatsoever to his father-in-law, it was confirmed last night.

Dr Roy Hobbs, head of faces at the Institute for Studies, said: "No, you're right he doesn't. But he does vaguely remind me of Private Pike from Dad's Army.
"Perhaps the Balls had a lovely childhood holiday with Ian Lavender in the early seventies? Or perhaps not."

Julian Cook, professor of faces at the University of Reading, said: "They both have chins, is that what you're getting at?
"No, I don't see it. To be honest he looks more like Johnny Ball when he's in drag and doing Countdown."
Dr Hobbs continued: "There is some evidence that women choose men who look like their fathers, though I would stresss that this does not and will never apply to Imogen Lloyd Webber."
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