Brexit definitely going to happen, says Michael Fish

17-10-17

FORMER TV weatherman Michael Fish has confirmed that Brexit is going well and will definitely happen.

Fish made the comments in response to a phone call from a lady in Wales who claimed it was all a right shambles and Britain would never leave the EU.

He said: “There’s no two ways about it. Re-mortgage the house and bet all the money on it. Brexit. Going. To. Happen.

“I’d stake my reputation as a man who knows when things definitely will or won’t happen on it.”

As well as confirming that Brexit will be a success, Fish added that Everton manager Ronald Koeman won’t be sacked before Christmas, Boris Johnson won’t say anything ignorant ever again and Ghost in the Shell is a good film.

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