Colleague insists on using bollocks file-sharing thing

06-12-16

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A WORKER is insisting his colleagues use some annoying file-sharing app he has found, it has emerged.

Martin Bishop has been sending documents and pictures via a program called ‘FilePing!’ that seems to offer no particular advantage over not using it at all.

Co-worker Donna Sheridan said: “Martin’s got this obsession with some obscure file-sharing program he thinks is cutting-edge, so we’ve all had to start using it.

“I had to go to a website, enter my details and download a thing which makes me dick around with zip files. Plus it keeps asking me if I want to upgrade to ‘FilePing! Pro’ which apparently costs ‘$4 per month’.

“What a fucking waste of time.”

Bishop said: “FilePing! offers cloud-based functionality in an enhanced security architecture with full data revertibility.

“I think the best feature is when people ask you what the weird thing on your screen is and you can impress them with how you are so good at technology that you’re basically from the future.

“Sometimes women inquire about it and then I offer to send them the link. Then they see me as some kind of master.”

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