The Daily Mash » Science & Technology http://www.thedailymash.co.uk It's news to us Wed, 22 May 2013 11:28:40 +0000 hourly 1 New Xbox will revolutionise sitting on your fat arse http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/new-xbox-will-revolutionise-sitting-on-your-fat-arse-2013052269617 Wed, 22 May 2013 08:39:46 +0000 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/?p=69617 Increase in CO2 dismissed by CO2 deniers http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/increase-in-co2-dismissed-by-co2-deniers-2013051368518 Mon, 13 May 2013 10:16:19 +0000 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/?p=68518 Slow computers just laid back http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/slow-computers-just-laid-back-2013050367536 Fri, 03 May 2013 07:51:51 +0000 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/?p=67536 Google Glass makes everything look like Knightmare http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/google-glass-makes-everything-look-like-knightmare-2013050267405 Thu, 02 May 2013 07:36:41 +0000 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/?p=67405 Knightmare, it has emerged.]]> Being left alone for five f*cking minutes now an impossibility http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/being-left-alone-for-five-fcking-minutes-now-an-impossibility-2013043067163 Tue, 30 Apr 2013 09:46:42 +0000 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/?p=67163 Free pint if you can eat a portion of the Earth’s core http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/free-pint-if-you-can-eat-a-portion-of-the-earths-core-2013042966944 Mon, 29 Apr 2013 07:47:57 +0000 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/?p=66944 Brains of UKIP members ‘hacked’ http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/brains-of-ukip-members-hacked-2013042666897 Fri, 26 Apr 2013 10:45:00 +0000 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/?p=66897 Humanity to be destroyed by boredom http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/humanity-to-be-destroyed-by-boredom-2013042466556 Wed, 24 Apr 2013 10:03:00 +0000 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/?p=66556 Higgs carrying particle around in matchbox http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/higgs-carrying-particle-around-in-matchbox-2013042266169 Mon, 22 Apr 2013 07:47:42 +0000 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/?p=66169 Every 100th cigarette amazing http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/every-100th-cigarette-amazing-2013041865967 Thu, 18 Apr 2013 10:21:44 +0000 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/?p=65967 BBC news confirms existence of God http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/bbc-news-confirms-existence-of-god-2013041765908 Wed, 17 Apr 2013 12:41:04 +0000 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/?p=65908 Dream-reading brain scans ‘a very bad idea’ http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/dream-reading-brain-scans-a-very-bad-idea-2013040564862 Fri, 05 Apr 2013 09:32:57 +0000 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/?p=64862 Nokia with broken screen is best phone of all time http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/nokia-with-broken-screen-is-best-phone-of-all-time-2013040464681 Thu, 04 Apr 2013 08:08:50 +0000 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/?p=64681 Internet slowdown caused by some stupid geeky shit http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/internet-slowdown-caused-by-some-stupid-geeky-shit-2013032864191 Thu, 28 Mar 2013 09:53:36 +0000 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/?p=64191 Britain’s Olympic spirit preserved in a rat http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/britains-olympic-spirit-preserved-in-a-rat-2013032263496 Fri, 22 Mar 2013 08:42:30 +0000 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/?p=63496 Drugs on our side in new drugs war http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/drugs-on-our-side-in-new-drugs-war-2013031863100 Mon, 18 Mar 2013 12:01:03 +0000 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/?p=63100 Galaxy S4 includes wolf-attack mode http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/new-phone-packed-with-state-of-the-art-pointlessness-2013031562800 Fri, 15 Mar 2013 07:46:17 +0000 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/?p=62800 ]]> NASA secretly discovered sexy Martian women http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/nasa-secretly-discovered-sexy-martian-women-2013031362518 Wed, 13 Mar 2013 08:40:42 +0000 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/?p=62518 Facebook ‘likes’ linked to things that you like http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/facebook-likes-linked-to-things-that-you-like-2013031262511 Tue, 12 Mar 2013 14:46:45 +0000 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/?p=62511 You are not a PhD astrophysicist http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/you-are-not-a-phd-astrophysicist-2013030762077 Thu, 07 Mar 2013 10:52:32 +0000 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/?p=62077