色情 Is Chinese For Pornography

30-10-09

色情 is the Chinese for pornography, the internet regulator confirmed last night.

'Ride it like an electric bull'

As Icann approved plans for millions of Chinese web addresses, officials released a list of key internet words and phrases to calm anxious Western users who were worried they might miss out on something weird or fruity.

Top of the list was 女孩的女孩 ('girl on girl') while experts warned internet users not to confuse 热的ä¹è¶£ ('hot fun') with 公鸡ä¹è¶£ ('cock fun') unless they secretly want to.

Old-fashioned surfers should add æžå¤§çš„æ°´ç½ ('enormous jugs') to their search history, while daisy chain enthusiasts should look out for é›èŠé“¾çŽ¯. And according to Icann, åå‘è·è˜­æ±½èˆ¹ is Chinese for 'reverse Dutch steamboat'.

Meanwhile fans of zoology have been advised to look out for 乘驾它喜欢一头电公牛 ('ride it like an electric bull') while 山羊 will get you page after page of naked goats.

Aside from oriental sex images other key phrases include è“色è¯ç‰‡ ('blue pills') 世界贸易中心阴谋 ('World Trade Centre conspiracy') and 国际犹太å¤å›½ä¸»ä¹‰ ('international Zionism').

Icann said 變壓器 ('Transformers') will be useful not only for children but for anyone searching desperately for photoshoppped pictures of Megan Fox (Megan ç‹ç‹¸).

Selected others include 大强å­ç¢°æ’ž ('large hadron collider'), æ¯å½¢è›‹ç³• ('cupcakes') and 弹钢ç´çš„貓 ('a cat playing the piano').

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