Nobody believes woman is time traveller from an hour ago

27-03-17

A WOMAN who has time-travelled by an hour is struggling to convince colleagues that she is from the past.

30-year-old Susan Traherne woke up yesterday to discover that although it should have been half past seven, she had mysteriously been transported to half eight.

Traherne, who works in a call centre, told colleagues: “My name is Susan and I am from the past. Some mysterious force has picked me up like a pawn and moved me an hour forward, into your time.

“I know it sounds incredible and I don’t know why this has happened. I can only guess that I have some special mission, some wrong to right, then I will be transported back to my own time, an hour ago, in a blinding flash of light.

“Maybe I have to solve a murder so if anyone knows of an unsolved murder, give me a shout.”

She added: “It may be hard for you to imagine what things were like back then, an hour ago. It was perhaps a more innocent time, but we had love, hopes and fears just as you people of the future do.”

However Susan’s line manager Roy Hobbs said: “Whatever miraculous forces may be at work, she’s still fucking late.”

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