Science & Technology
THE makers of Monster Munch have been told that ‘Flamin’ Hot’ is more of an abstract concept than an actual flavour.
ALL forms of internet communication will become as obsolete as saying '10-4, good buddy', your Dad has confirmed.
MOST Britons could easily solve logic problems if they felt like it but have better things to do with their time.
A NEW 'intelligent' missile is unwilling to contemplate non-missile career options, it has emerged.
FEMALE body hair is a massive turn-off for virgins, shallow narcissists and picky twats, it has emerged.
THE comet lander 'Philae' lost contact with Earth because it was too busy looking at lady comet landers.
THERE is a striking transformation from ‘clever’ to ‘gorgeous’ whenever lady scientists take off their glasses, it has been claimed.
FELINE dominance of the internet will be handed over to goats later today.