Science & Technology
ALL buildings should look at least vaguely like a vagina, it has been agreed.
CATS purr because being stroked makes them really horny, it has emerged.
DADS have hailed a new waterproof clothing material that is utterly unsexy.
MOST scientific discoveries are fabricated in order to get money and fame, a scientist has revealed.
SCIENCE is officially over after reaching its ultimate goal of hangover-free alcohol.
MALE researchers into the problem of 'splashback' have advised urinating in the sink.
TABLET computers have attacked their makers' obsession with slender bodies.
THE government is calling for a consensus on pretending a new high speed rail link will not be a gigantic waste of money.