Science & Technology
THE crew of the International Space Station has been told it will have to resort to cannibalism after a supply rocket blew up.
A NEW device that cancels out all mention of Benedict Cumberbatch is selling out everywhere.
SCIENTISTS have confirmed that time travel is achievable simply by picking the desired time and getting everyone to go along with it.
A NEW TV remote has no buttons that completely fuck up the television.
RESEARCHERS into seasonal affective disorder believe it may be caused by everything being dark, cold and awful for months on end.
A NEW website which archives the Radio Times TV listings has confirmed that television has always been a waste of time.
YOUR behaviour when you are drunk represents your true personality, scientists have confirmed.
GHOSTS are a load of bollocks, it has been confirmed.