Science & Technology

Cats actually disgusting

CAT allergies are caused by all the revolting shit lurking beneath their flawless exterior.

Hardcore will never die, say scientists

HARDCORE rave music will outlast everything else in the universe, scientists have proved.

Driverless cars to have mouth-like bonnets lined with fangs

NEW driverless cars will have fang-lined bonnets which open and close like massive mouths.

Oldest sexy calendar gives insight into ancient garage workers

EXPERTS are analysing a 10,000 year old calendar to uncover the erotic preferences of ancient mechanics.

Children with three parents allowed to adapt Larkin poem

CHILDREN born using three-person IVF will be allowed to quote an adapted version of Philip Larkin's This Be the Verse.