Science & Technology

Dawkins momentarily forgets all religions are enemies of reason and progress

RICHARD Dawkins last night singled out one religion for being an enemy of human development and rational thought instead of every last one of them.

Edinburgh scientists to capture precise moment when performer's spirit breaks

SCIENTISTS are visiting Edinburgh to photograph the exact moment at which a festival performer's spirit breaks.

World beyond smartphone screen just a dull blur

HUMANS experience the world as a sequence of vague backdrops surrounding their phone screen, it has emerged.

Mysterious humming noise 'made by dads'

THE mysterious humming noise heard around the world is dads attempting to replicate popular music, scientists have claimed.

Mars mission to include insane murderous astronaut

THE three-man Mars mission will include one mentally unhinged astronaut.

Cats actually disgusting

CAT allergies are caused by all the revolting shit lurking beneath their flawless exterior.