Science & Technology
Right-wing people smart enough to hate everyone
RIGHT-wingers are intelligent enough to know that everyone is ultimately a self-serving bastard, according to new research.
Snow continues to be the same
THIS year's snow is the same as last year's, it has been confirmed.
Scottish expedition discovers then deep-fries massive prawn
MARINE biologists from Scotland have discovered, deep-fried and eaten the world's biggest prawn.
IT professionals deny they would ever help anyone
CLAIMS surrounding James Murdoch's missing emails have prompted IT staff to deny they would ever assist a colleague with anything, ever.
Sally Morgan to be represented by disembodied voice of Abraham Lincoln
SALLY Morgan is to sue the Daily Mail with a legal team including Abraham Lincoln, Clarence Darrow and someone who claims to be John Mortimer.
TFL promises uninterrupted tosspottery
TUBE travellers will be able to broadcast their ignorance even when 150 foot underground by summer, promise TFL.
Paul Daniels to explain to why he didn't magic his finger back on
PAUL Daniels is to explain to the Magic Circle why he did not use conjuring and sorcery to re-attach his severed finger.
'Onesies' prove men no longer exist
THE availability of one-piece romper suits for adult males proves that men are over, it has been claimed.