Science & Technology

Mysterious humming noise 'made by dads'

THE mysterious humming noise heard around the world is dads attempting to replicate popular music, scientists have claimed.

Mars mission to include insane murderous astronaut

THE three-man Mars mission will include one mentally unhinged astronaut.

Cats actually disgusting

CAT allergies are caused by all the revolting shit lurking beneath their flawless exterior.

Hardcore will never die, say scientists

HARDCORE rave music will outlast everything else in the universe, scientists have proved.

Driverless cars to have mouth-like bonnets lined with fangs

NEW driverless cars will have fang-lined bonnets which open and close like massive mouths.

Oldest sexy calendar gives insight into ancient garage workers

EXPERTS are analysing a 10,000 year old calendar to uncover the erotic preferences of ancient mechanics.