Science & Technology

Lost hour would have been incredible

BRITONS lost what would have been their greatest hour over the weekend.

Richard III’s tomb includes holograms and prog rock

THE tomb of Richard III includes interactive features, holograms and the music of Rick Wakeman.

Punk scientists discover fourth chord

LEADING punk scientists have confirmed the existence of a fourth chord.

End of days progressing nicely, says demon overlord

ARMAGEDDON is proceeding on schedule following today's solar eclipse, the lord of the demons has confirmed.

Scientists to hatch Creme Egg

THE age-old question of what sort of creature would emerge from a Creme Egg will finally be answered in time for Easter.

Internet now fully explored, declares Microsoft

MICROSOFT is phasing out Internet Explorer because there is no internet left unexplored.

Facebook to remove anything that isn’t sanctimonious shit

FACEBOOK is now taking down any posts that fail to boast of the user’s clear moral superiority.

Electric cars to come with choice of six exhaust tones

ELECTRIC cars are to give drivers a choice of six exhaust sounds from 80s Lada to Lamborghini Countach.