Science & Technology
BRAINS belonging to members of UKIP have been hacked causing them to go mental.
HUMANITY will be destroyed by its need to keep dicking about with things for no reason, academics have warned.
PHYSICIST Peter Higgs is treating the 'God particle' like a tiny pet, it has been claimed.
ONE in a hundred fags has a special ingredient that makes it incredible.
BRAIN scans that can read your dreams need to be stopped immediately, it has been agreed.
AFTER 40 years of mobile telephones, a Nokia with a broken screen has been declared the greatest.