Science & Technology
SCIENCE is basically evil despite things like cancer treatment, according to most middle class people.
BIRDS love to drink crude oil with their supper, according to a Science Museum display sponsored by Shell.
ARCHAEOLOGISTS have unearthed bones of man’s first annoying relatives, who were always turning up at his cave on weekends.
MAGIC mushrooms could help people to hallucinate they are on the property ladder.
APPLE design guru Sir Jonathan Ive has admitted his iconic designs are based on his inability to draw anything except oblongs.
YOUR Henry Hoover comes into your bedroom at night and watches you from inches away, researchers have discovered.
A SELF-SERVICE till is only working in a supermarket while it writes a film script or gets its band off the ground.
THE Microsoft website which tells you how old you look is thoroughly enjoying your horrified reaction.