Science & Technology
AS Britain prepares to spend £300 million on chocolate, experts have confirmed that chips are still far better.
BRITONS lost what would have been their greatest hour over the weekend.
THE tomb of Richard III includes interactive features, holograms and the music of Rick Wakeman.
LEADING punk scientists have confirmed the existence of a fourth chord.
ARMAGEDDON is proceeding on schedule following today's solar eclipse, the lord of the demons has confirmed.
THE age-old question of what sort of creature would emerge from a Creme Egg will finally be answered in time for Easter.
MICROSOFT is phasing out Internet Explorer because there is no internet left unexplored.
FACEBOOK is now taking down any posts that fail to boast of the user’s clear moral superiority.