Science & Technology
Rescheduled CERN neutrino test to take place last week
CERN'S controversial neutrino experiment will be/has already been/is being rescheduled for last week, scientists have announced/will announce/are currently announcing.
iPhone 4s 'harbours racist views'
APPLE'S latest smartphone has extreme right-wing views caused by prejudiced technology, it has been claimed.
Transplants from poor people to dogs 'a reality'
HUMAN organs can now be used to keep beloved pets alive, vets have claimed.
Robots useless
THE field of robotics is not delivering on any level, experts have claimed.
IOS5 ends Steve Jobs tributes
APPLE idolaters have decided that they don’t miss Steve Jobs quite as much as they thought after their phones started exploding.
Blackberry to explain why world still turning
THE manufacturers of the Blackberry will today be asked to explain why the Planet Earth still exists.
Psychics censoring our abusive messages, say dead people
THE dead have slammed dishonest psychics for deliberately misinterpreting their vengeful, hate-filled messages.
Can we get Flash now? ask Apple owners
OWNERS of iThings have asked if they can get Adobe Flash Player now.