Science & Technology
COMPLETE tools who want the whole world to know it are protesting the withdrawal of Google Glass.
A NEWLY-DISCOVERED Earth-like planet has said it is probably not the kind of place humans would be into living on.
THE Church of England has managed to appoint a female bishop within half a century of humans setting foot on another world.
AN egotistical scientist has claimed that a mountain-sized asteroid is headed right at him.
THE organisers of a UK moon landing have strenuously denied that it is an excuse to drink lager in space.
RELIGIOUS homophobes are unclear about why God is letting HIV become less infectious.
NICK Clegg has pledged that the Stonehenge road tunnel will be a very mystical experience.
UFOLOGISTS have been told to stop going on about Roswell and come up with an alien incident within the last 20 years.