Science & Technology

Hurry up, evolution told

SOCIETY has asked the process of evolution if it could pull its finger out.

Titanic II billionaire also commissions remote controlled-iceberg

THE super-rich magnate behind the new Titanic is also making a
life-sized replica of the original iceberg, amid fears he may be totally
insane.

Google unveils 99p G-Spot app

A NEW smartphone app claims to be able to unerringly locate the G-spot which brings women to so-called 'multiple orgasms'.

Men to live as long as women out of spite

MALE and female life expectancy will even out due to man's genetic predisposition for unbearable dickishness.

Scientists pledge to eradicate nursery rhymes

SCIENTISTS have made a breakthrough that could see dozens of children's stories destroyed in a laboratory.

Only a 30% chance of Cthulhu, say fracking experts

THE chances of shale gas exploration releasing a monstrous denizen of the underworld are less than one in three, experts have claimed.

InstaKiller photo app launched

A NEW app has been launched that makes everyday pictures look like photos from a serial killer's wall.

Britain urged to get beaten-up under the stars

BRITAIN should embrace the wonder of being assaulted by starlight, experts have claimed.