Science & Technology
COMIC Relief will soon have the ability to launch strategic comedians.
PEOPLE are today trying to comprehend the ‘reversible’ version of an object known to most as ‘thing’.
A GROUND-breaking study into male and female brain function will make arguments even easier to start.
ALL buildings should look at least vaguely like a vagina, it has been agreed.
CATS purr because being stroked makes them really horny, it has emerged.
DADS have hailed a new waterproof clothing material that is utterly unsexy.
MOST scientific discoveries are fabricated in order to get money and fame, a scientist has revealed.
SCIENCE is officially over after reaching its ultimate goal of hangover-free alcohol.