Science & Technology
SCIENTISTS are calling for tougher guidelines on teaching creationism to children who are not paying a blind bit of notice anyway.
A PLANET with two suns is likely to be filled with poor quality dialogue, astronomers have claimed.
THE benefits of laughter pale into insignificance compared to the well-being generated by punching a clown in the face, according to new research.
LEAKED photos of Scarlett Johansson's leisure areas have fundamentally altered the theological landscape, according to Richard Dawkins.
ASTRONOMERS have discovered a habitable planet that we can all just go and live on when we break the Earth.
AS a man was jailed for internet abuse, everyone with a computer has spent the last 12 hours frantically deleting as much as they possibly can.
THE world's first glow-in-the-dark cat was not the result of a kick-arse Moroccan bong, scientists have insisted.
MORK from Ork will blast your face off unless you reduce your average fuel consumption to 62 miles per gallon, scientists have warned.