Science & Technology
SURVEILLANCE cameras can now detect whether you are good or evil, it has emerged.
A MAN who became wedged inside a public bin believed it was a form of inter-galactic transport.
SOCIAL network MySpace has positioned itself as the cute, easygoing social network you were with as a teenager.
ALL towns in Britain are called Dudley, Apple has confirmed.
EXOPLANET Gliese 163c, which could support life, is leading a campaign by obscure planets that are angry about their shit names.
AN 'anti-emoticon' has been created, depicting a firm handshake.
THE facility to talk to people who are not in the room remains the most innovative feature of any phone ever, it has been confirmed.