Science & Technology
SCIENTISTS are visiting Edinburgh to photograph the exact moment at which a festival performer's spirit breaks.
HUMANS experience the world as a sequence of vague backdrops surrounding their phone screen, it has emerged.
THE mysterious humming noise heard around the world is dads attempting to replicate popular music.
THE three-man Mars mission will include one mentally unhinged astronaut.
CAT allergies are caused by all the revolting shit lurking beneath their flawless exterior.
HARDCORE rave music will outlast everything else in the universe, scientists have proved.
NEW driverless cars will have fang-lined bonnets which open and close like massive mouths.