Science & Technology
BRITISH oxygen molecules that drift into an independent Scotland must be sent back immediately, it has been claimed.
KRISPY Kreme doughnuts are weird because they come from Mars, it has emerged.
BRITAIN is to celebrate the legacy of Isambard Kingdom Brunel by deciding which parts of it should be permanently under water.
THE Sellafield nuclear plant has been closed so the reactor can be used to make a super-villain out of stolen Pope blood.
TALL researchers have concluded that short men are inferior in every possible way.
FEMALE scientists have unearthed a swarthy, blue-eyed Mesolithic hunter they believe was the first hot man.
SLOW internet speeds promote mindfulness and a love of nature, according to leading broadband companies.
A MAN who spent more than £50,000 on Bitcoins has embarked on a fresh attempt to explain them.