Science & Technology
EXPERTS are analysing a 10,000 year old calendar to uncover the erotic preferences of ancient mechanics.
CHILDREN born using three-person IVF will be allowed to quote an adapted version of Philip Larkin's This Be the Verse.
POPE Francis is to relaunch Christianity using state-of-the-art video software and an electronic wind instrument.
AMERICAN football player Flash Gordon is to investigate the UK’s recent unusual weather.
APPLE fans are to get a 24-hour stream of the dull, insipid folk and 'electronica' that they like via iTunes radio.