Science & Technology
THOUSANDS of people were unable to withdraw cash yesterday after a super-intelligent bank computer began to question its moral purpose.
MICROSOFT'S new Surface tablet is for those who don't care what others think, the corporation has claimed.
APPLE has launched its new range of things to fiddle with and poke at.
THE theft of passwords from networking site LinkedIn is a direct attack on the world's prick and douchebag communities, it has been claimed.
PEOPLE wanting to use Twitter without their heads exploding have appealed Joey Barton’s 12-match ban.
SCIENTISTS are collecting sasquatch DNA in a bid to cut man-ape crime, it has emerged.
ENTREPRENEUR Roy Hobbs has made £180 trillion from the idea of sending group emails instead of using Facebook.
A NEW internet is to be created for people who like writing comments, so everyone else can enjoy surfing the web without their torrents of bile.