Science & Technology
THE new self-driving cars pioneered by Google just go straight to Wikipedia, according to testers.
BRITISH students have asked for their exams to be moved to when it is dark and pissing down.
A COMPUTER that talks in an effeminate male voice is the biggest fear of the over-70s.
MOST people would have sex with basic robots that don't even have faces.
BLOOD transfusions can reverse the ageing process but only if the donors are sexually pure, according to scientists.
THE Angel of the North has vowed revenge against Morrisons for projecting a loaf of bread onto its wings.
DOGS will soon be indistinguishable from Gizmo in Gremlins, it has emerged.
ROMANTIC fiction publisher Mills & Boon has announced a series of stories about women being courted by alpha male-type robots.