Science & Technology
THE computers in your local library are so old they were used by ancient Sumerian tribes some 4000 years ago.
PEOPLE whose tap water is going to burst into flames will be given a share of a biological warfare suit, the prime minister has confirmed.
ONE-THIRD of UK internet users have taken a break from the internet to remember how boring and inconvenient life used to be.
A BABY girl named Eevee after a Pokemon Go character will do incredibly well in life, scientists believe.
THE gap between those who buy expensive packs of pre-sliced fruit and normal people is wider than previously thought, experts have found.
BEER has reached a level of insane deliciousness, it has been confirmed.
A MAN has remained unconcerned throughout Brexit, the collapse of the Labour party, and a wave of celebrity deaths because he is wearing enormous headphones.
WOMEN over 30 are increasingly aware their biological Facebook clock is ticking so they best get married and have kids while it is fashionable.