Science & Technology
A MAN is having problems expressing his sense that life is an empty shout in a meaningless, howling void using only emojis.
THE owner of a Smart car has admitted that the car he drives is overcompensation for his prodigious penis.
A MAN is teaching his new iPhone an extensive vocabulary of swear words.
THE NEW, tiny iPhone is naturally shy and avoids any contact with its owner, Apple has revealed.
A MAN has beaten a sophisticated artificial intelligence machine at drinking beer.
A 32-YEAR-OLD woman has confessed to close friends that she is completely GIF-illiterate.
NEW scientific research has threatened to bring a halt to the avocado juggernaut.
THE new draft of the 'Snooper's Charter' will allow police to see all the internet data you assumed they could see already, it has emerged.