Science & Technology
THE stupidly-named BT wi-fi thing that overrides your internet connection should burn in hell, it has been confirmed.
RIDERLESS bicycles free of dangerous knobheads in lycra will soon be a reality, scientists believe.
A TOP-OF-THE-RANGE smartphone was not smart enough to avoid being dropped in a nightclub toilet.
SCIENTISTS have created synthetic DNA that could lead to new life forms, including a Brexit supporter who is not an infuriating git.
FOG has been confirmed as the most pointless weather thing.
A MIDDLE aged man has taken to Facebook like a duck trying to waddle across the M25 during rush hour.
LEAVING the EU will give all Britons the power to turn invisible and the strength to lift a car with one hand, according to a government report.
OVER £100,000 has already been raised to strap Nigel Farage to a rocket bound for the centre of the sun.