Science & Technology

Yeti DNA database launched

SCIENTISTS are collecting sasquatch DNA in a bid to cut man-ape crime, it has emerged.

‘Group emails’ idea floated for £180 trillion

ENTREPRENEUR Roy Hobbs has made £180 trillion from the idea of sending group emails instead of using Facebook.

Online comment-writers to get own internet

A NEW internet is to be created for people who like writing comments, so everyone else can enjoy surfing the web without their torrents of bile.

Fathers pretend to want internet porn ban

A PROPOSED new service to block internet porn has met with fake enthusiasm from fathers.

Battery-powered book a surprise hit

A TYPE of book with a battery has proved popular despite being pointless.

Zuckerberg to basically live in your house

THE new Facebook App Store will provide a bewildering number of ways in which Mark Zuckerberg can move in with you, it has emerged.

Dinosaur farts to solve energy crisis

TIME-TRAVELLING scientists could solve the world's energy problems by harnessing dinosaurs' powerful methane emissions.

Organ donation via Draw Something launched

PLAYERS of the mobile game Draw Something can now donate their organs simply by sketching them on their smartphones.