Science & Technology
SCIENTISTS have discovered the World of Work, previously believed to be just a phrase used by politicians and careers advisors.
UP to a million homes will need special filters to drown out the bragging of 4G phone owners.
A MAN has given birth to a baby, forcing his friends to pretend to be interested purely out of politeness.
THE latest batch of anti-virus software will break your computer even more thoroughly than previous versions, experts have warned.
THE latest version of Apple's tablet computer will have the personality of a syphilitic Victorian judge, it has emerged.
BRITAIN'S only hope for surviving the arctic conditions rests in weather-proof structures known as 'buildings', experts have claimed.
SCIENTISTS have been asked to confirm that they definitely said they could make brainguns and if so, when.
RIGHT-wingers are intelligent enough to know that everyone is ultimately a self-serving bastard, according to new research.