Science & Technology

Google unveils 99p G-Spot app

A NEW smartphone app claims to be able to unerringly locate the G-spot which brings women to so-called 'multiple orgasms'.

Men to live as long as women out of spite

MALE and female life expectancy will even out due to man's genetic predisposition for unbearable dickishness.

Scientists pledge to eradicate nursery rhymes

SCIENTISTS have made a breakthrough that could see dozens of children's stories destroyed in a laboratory.

Only a 30% chance of Cthulhu, say fracking experts

THE chances of shale gas exploration releasing a monstrous denizen of the underworld are less than one in three, experts have claimed.

InstaKiller photo app launched

A NEW app has been launched that makes everyday pictures look like photos from a serial killer's wall.

Britain urged to get beaten-up under the stars

BRITAIN should embrace the wonder of being assaulted by starlight, experts have claimed.

'Hunter-gatherer' now 'parker'

A SLIGHTLY superior ability to reverse vehicles into gaps between other vehicles is the only reason men still exist, experts have claimed.

L'Oreal unveils two new female neuroses

L'OREAL is to launch two new female neuroses for its spring campaign.