Science & Technology
MALE and female life expectancy will even out due to man's genetic predisposition for unbearable dickishness.
SCIENTISTS have made a breakthrough that could see dozens of children's stories destroyed in a laboratory.
THE chances of shale gas exploration releasing a monstrous denizen of the underworld are less than one in three, experts have claimed.
A NEW app has been launched that makes everyday pictures look like photos from a serial killer's wall.
BRITAIN should embrace the wonder of being assaulted by starlight, experts have claimed.
A SLIGHTLY superior ability to reverse vehicles into gaps between other
vehicles is the only reason men still exist, experts have claimed.
L'OREAL is to launch two new female neuroses for its spring campaign.
THE bright light spotted over Britain on Saturday was a bus full of activists opposed to Vladimir Putin.