Science & Technology
CAT allergies are caused by all the revolting shit lurking beneath their flawless exterior.
HARDCORE rave music will outlast everything else in the universe, scientists have proved.
NEW driverless cars will have fang-lined bonnets which open and close like massive mouths.
EXPERTS are analysing a 10,000 year old calendar to uncover the erotic preferences of ancient mechanics.
CHILDREN born using three-person IVF will be allowed to quote an adapted version of Philip Larkin's This Be the Verse.