Science & Technology
THE mystic role of eggs in Easter is based on Christ's love of eating them, experts have claimed.
FERTILITY treatment that uses DNA from three parents will give ungrateful adolescents somebody else to wish death upon.
THE earliest known homosexual has been spotted by an archeologist's state-of-the-art gaydar.
APPLE'S revolutionary iPad 2 has been launched on its inevitable trajectory towards a big stinking crater full of broken and rotting things.
STEVE Jobs has announced his intention to trademark the alphabet.
SCIENTISTS will soon develop a home copying machine that is not an absolute pain in the arse, it has been claimed.
MICRO-blogging site Twitter celebrated its fifth birthday yesterday by sounding exactly like a five-year-old.
NUCLEAR disasters can be caused by things other than lazy, inefficient communists, it has emerged.