Science & Technology
THE latest version of Apple's tablet computer will have the personality of a syphilitic Victorian judge, it has emerged.
BRITAIN'S only hope for surviving the arctic conditions rests in weather-proof structures known as 'buildings', experts have claimed.
SCIENTISTS have been asked to confirm that they definitely said they could make brainguns and if so, when.
RIGHT-wingers are intelligent enough to know that everyone is ultimately a self-serving bastard, according to new research.
THIS year's snow is the same as last year's, it has been confirmed.
MARINE biologists from Scotland have discovered, deep-fried and eaten the world's biggest prawn.
CLAIMS surrounding James Murdoch's missing emails have prompted IT staff to deny they would ever assist a colleague with anything, ever.
SALLY Morgan is to sue the Daily Mail with a legal team including Abraham Lincoln, Clarence Darrow and someone who claims to be John Mortimer.