Science & Technology
ENGINEERS working for Google have linked together 1,000 computers to perform the role of one really annoying person.
NATWEST'S IT calamity was caused by animals and beggars getting into its India-based computer system, it has been claimed.
THE deities that control the Shining Fruit are testing the devotion of their followers, it has emerged.
HOMOSEXUAL maths genius Alan Turing would be persecuted for being intelligent if he were alive today, it has been claimed.
THOUSANDS of people were unable to withdraw cash yesterday after a super-intelligent bank computer began to question its moral purpose.
MICROSOFT'S new Surface tablet is for those who don't care what others think, the corporation has claimed.
APPLE has launched its new range of things to fiddle with and poke at.
THE theft of passwords from networking site LinkedIn is a direct attack on the world's prick and douchebag communities, it has been claimed.