Science & Technology
Microsoft To Launch Range Of Clothing That Doesn't Work
MICROSOFT is to launch a range a range of branded t-shirts that need to be constantly updated, it was announced last night.
Anti-Ageing Creams Are 98% Bullshit, Say Scientists
WOMEN'S anti-ageing face creams contain up to 98% bullshit, according to a new study.
Apple Accused Of Exaggerating How Much You Matter
APPLE has been forced to withdraw its latest iPhone advert because it exaggerates how busy you are and how significant your life is.
Is It Time To Use Stem Cells For Practical Jokes?
THE medical profession faces a new ethical dilemma after scientists raised the prospect of stem cells being used for tomfoolery and high-jinks.
Teenage Boys Younger Versions Of Men, Say Experts
TEENAGE boys are nothing more than younger versions of men, new research suggests.
Men Incredibly Easy To Predict, Say Experts
MEN'S reactions to anything involving women are astonishingly easy to predict, new research suggests.
A Time Machine Would Have Been Cheaper, Say Experts
BUILDING a time machine to take us back 18 months would have been cheaper than the multi-billion pound bank bail out, it was claimed last night.
Bebo Assumes Aliens Are As Shallow And Self-Absorbed As Humans
BEBO is sending messages from its users 120 trillion miles into space in the expectation aliens will prove as shallow and self-obsessed as they are.