Science & Technology

Comic Relief building huge cannon to fire Lenny Henry into Somalia

COMIC Relief will soon have the ability to launch strategic comedians.

Public ‘nowhere near ready’ for reversible USB

PEOPLE are today trying to comprehend the ‘reversible’ version of an object known to most as ‘thing’.

Brain study gives men and women new ways to blame each other

A GROUND-breaking study into male and female brain function will make arguments even easier to start.

Call for all buildings to look like vaginas

ALL buildings should look at least vaguely like a vagina, it has been agreed.

Cats purr when sexually aroused

CATS purr because being stroked makes them really horny, it has emerged.

New waterproof material is least fashionable ever

DADS have hailed a new waterproof clothing material that is utterly unsexy.

Science mostly made up

MOST scientific discoveries are fabricated in order to get money and fame, a scientist has revealed.

Science over

SCIENCE is officially over after reaching its ultimate goal of hangover-free alcohol.