Science & Technology
Meteor was anti-Putin voters being fired into Atlantic
THE bright light spotted over Britain on Saturday was a bus full of activists opposed to Vladimir Putin.
Tyrannosaurus Rex got mad respect
THE T-Rex received bare respect back in the day because of its powerful jaws but was not immune to haters, experts have claimed.
Greedy people have more stuff, say experts
PEOPLE who want lots of stuff are more likely to have it than people who are not really that bothered, scientist have claimed.
NASA discovers World of Work
SCIENTISTS have discovered the World of Work, previously believed to be just a phrase used by politicians and careers advisors.
One million homes need 4G smugness filter
UP to a million homes will need special filters to drown out the bragging of 4G phone owners.
Baby born to male mother still of absolutely no interest to anyone except family
A MAN has given birth to a baby, forcing his friends to pretend to be interested purely out of politeness.
New anti-virus software 'deadliest yet'
THE latest batch of anti-virus software will break your computer even more thoroughly than previous versions, experts have warned.
iPad 3 to be obsessed with prostitutes
THE latest version of Apple's tablet computer will have the personality of a syphilitic Victorian judge, it has emerged.
