Science & Technology
Everyone lives in their own parallel universe
GROUNDBREAKING research has revealed that everyone inhabits their own personal universe which rarely intersects with others.
Mars scientists make up fanciful back story for microbe
NASA scientists have concocted a story about 'Mark the microbe' to make Mars sound interesting.
Comic Relief building huge cannon to fire Lenny Henry into Somalia
COMIC Relief will soon have the ability to launch strategic comedians.
Public ‘nowhere near ready’ for reversible USB
PEOPLE are today trying to comprehend the ‘reversible’ version of an object known to most as ‘thing’.
Brain study gives men and women new ways to blame each other
A GROUND-breaking study into male and female brain function will make arguments even easier to start.
Call for all buildings to look like vaginas
ALL buildings should look at least vaguely like a vagina, it has been agreed.
Cats purr when sexually aroused
CATS purr because being stroked makes them really horny, it has emerged.
New waterproof material is least fashionable ever
DADS have hailed a new waterproof clothing material that is utterly unsexy.