Science & Technology
SCIENTISTS monitoring the airwaves for signs of intelligent life on planet Earth have finally given up, it has emerged.
SMARTPHONE users are on the verge of rioting after the games in the app 80s Shit Arcade Games were discovered to not be old.
CERN'S controversial neutrino experiment will be/has already been/is being rescheduled for last week, scientists have announced/will announce/are currently announcing.
APPLE'S latest smartphone has extreme right-wing views caused by prejudiced technology, it has been claimed.
HUMAN organs can now be used to keep beloved pets alive, vets have claimed.
THE field of robotics is not delivering on any level, experts have claimed.
APPLE idolaters have decided that they don’t miss Steve Jobs quite as much as they thought after their phones started exploding.
THE manufacturers of the Blackberry will today be asked to explain why the Planet Earth still exists.