Science & Technology

Punching a clown may be best medicine, say experts

THE benefits of laughter pale into insignificance compared to the well-being generated by punching a clown in the face, according to new research.

Johansson photos change everything, says Dawkins

LEAKED photos of Scarlett Johansson's leisure areas have fundamentally altered the theological landscape, according to Richard Dawkins.

Discovery of Earth-like planet means it's okay to destroy Earth

ASTRONOMERS have discovered a habitable planet that we can all just go and live on when we break the Earth.

Uh-oh, says everyone on internet

AS a man was jailed for internet abuse, everyone with a computer has spent the last 12 hours frantically deleting as much as they possibly can.

Fluorescent cat totally about medical research, say scientists

THE world's first glow-in-the-dark cat was not the result of a kick-arse Moroccan bong, scientists have insisted.

Buy a Prius or Mork will shoot you in the face, say experts

MORK from Ork will blast your face off unless you reduce your average fuel consumption to 62 miles per gallon, scientists have warned.

Scientists dare each other to poke mystery roadkill animal with stick

THE decomposing corpse of a mystery creature is likely to remain unidentified after experts refused to go anywhere near it.

Millions remain uncool despite having smartphones

PEOPLE who own cutting-edge smartphones remain inexplicably pathetic, it has emerged.