Science & Technology
Pope buys electric oboe
POPE Francis is to relaunch Christianity using state-of-the-art video software and an electronic wind instrument.
Flash Gordon to investigate unusual weather
AMERICAN football player Flash Gordon is to investigate the UK’s recent unusual weather.
Apple launches insipid music service
APPLE fans are to get a 24-hour stream of the dull, insipid folk and 'electronica' that they like via iTunes radio.
Legal high industry running out of names
THE legal high industry is facing crisis as the stock of cool names for drugs approaches exhaustion.
Police set up fantasy avatar squad
POLICE have set up an avatar unit to tackle crime in online role-playing games.
New Xbox will revolutionise sitting on your fat arse
MICROSOFT'S Xbox One heralds the dawn of a new era in sitting on your fat lazy backside.
