Science & Technology
KFC Spotted In Corner Of 'The Hay Wain'
ART experts have uncovered a Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant in the
corner of Constable's 'The Hay Wain', prompting claims that it could be
evidence of time travel.
Neanderthal Man 'Was Capable Of Being A Prick'
EARLY man often indulged in intolerable behaviour similar to that of modern-day pricks, it has emerged.
Earth-Like Planet Actually Sunderland-Like Planet
HOPES of intelligent life on planet Gliese 581g were dashed yesterday as scientists revealed it is actually a bit like Sunderland.
Google Instant To Free-Up Two-Thirds Of A Second Of Your Day
GOOGLE'S new Instant search engine means consumers can finally start using the fraction of a second it used to take them to get a result.
Creation Did Not Involve Chocolate, Claims Hawking
THE creation of the universe did not involve even the tiniest bit of chocolate, according to Professor Stephen Hawking.
Two-Thirds Believe Their Windows Are Giant Screens
MOST people are convinced that the view from their living room is a 2D image made of pixels.
Facebook To Stop You Hurling Violent, Unhinged Abuse At Strangers You Disagree With About Films
FACEBOOK was last night accused of attacking freedom of speech after it pledged to stop you calling someone a 'Nazi fucking cocksucker' because they don't like Christian Bale as Batman.
Dawkins Tight-Lipped On Fairies
AWARD-winnning atheist Richard Dawkins was last night remaining tight-lipped on the issue of fairies, insisting he 'does not speak of such things'.