Science & Technology
THE Hubble telescope has captured images of an enormous galaxy made up entirely of pornography, astronomers have claimed.
THE global search for a man who has not seen pornography has been abandoned after the discovery of a tattered copy of Knave stashed under a tribal totem in the South Pacific.
PENSIONERS have declared that they don't like a new PC designed for them, despite it not being released yet.
The first virus to infect the Apple iPhone will greatly increase the chance of somebody talking to you about their iPhone, IT experts warned last night.
A NEW interpretation of the Bible suggests that God did not create the Earth, but stumbled upon it while looking for a magazine.
SCIENTISTS have discovered the world's first Guardian-reading spider and are already bored of its never-ending torrent of opinions about everything.