Science & Technology
Fatboy Slim Looks Nothing Like Johnny Ball
SUPERSTAR DJ Fatboy slim bears no resemblance whatsoever to his father-in-law, it was confirmed last night.
Grammar Pedants Fewer Interesting
GRAMMAR enthusiasts which point out everyday errors are much fewer interesting compared than normal people, according to researchers.
I'm Sorry Dave, I'm Afraid I Can't Do That, Says International Space Station
THE International Space Station has gone crazy and all the astronauts are in mortal danger, NASA confirmed last night.
Giant Pineapple Is Trying To Kill Me, Reveals Charles
PRINCE Charles has demanded a ban on genetically modified crops after the latest attempt on his life by an enormous piece of fruit.
Early Roman Computer Used To Express Worthless Classical Opinions
A 2,000-year-old computer found in a Roman shipwreck was mainly used for asserting worthless classical opinions, scientists have learned.
F22 Raptor Also A Camera
THE new F22 Raptor stealth fighter can now store up to 25,000 songs and features a class leading 6.2 megapixel camera, built-in.
Switzerland To Be Devoured By Black Hole
PEOPLE worried that the world’s biggest physics experiment could destroy the earth were last night reassured that only Switzerland will be obliterated.
Apple To Fool Public For 207th Time
APPLE boss Steve Jobs last night unveiled the new iPhone, insisting there was 'no way' he would launch a better and cheaper version in three months time.