Science & Technology
EXTRA-terrestrials are reaching out to the idle working class after a craft shaped like a high-fat snack was sighted over Dudley.
MICROSOFT has launched a new games system in a bid to dominate the market in embarrassing, movement-based fun for middle-aged losers.
ART experts have uncovered a Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant in the
corner of Constable's 'The Hay Wain', prompting claims that it could be
evidence of time travel.
EARLY man often indulged in intolerable behaviour similar to that of modern-day pricks, it has emerged.
HOPES of intelligent life on planet Gliese 581g were dashed yesterday as scientists revealed it is actually a bit like Sunderland.
THE creation of the universe did not involve even the tiniest bit of chocolate, according to Professor Stephen Hawking.
MOST people are convinced that the view from their living room is a 2D image made of pixels.