Science & Technology

Britain urged to get beaten-up under the stars

BRITAIN should embrace the wonder of being assaulted by starlight, experts have claimed.

'Hunter-gatherer' now 'parker'

A SLIGHTLY superior ability to reverse vehicles into gaps between other vehicles is the only reason men still exist, experts have claimed.

L'Oreal unveils two new female neuroses

L'OREAL is to launch two new female neuroses for its spring campaign.

Meteor was anti-Putin voters being fired into Atlantic

THE bright light spotted over Britain on Saturday was a bus full of activists opposed to Vladimir Putin.

Tyrannosaurus Rex got mad respect

THE T-Rex received bare respect back in the day because of its powerful jaws but was not immune to haters, experts have claimed.

Greedy people have more stuff, say experts

PEOPLE who want lots of stuff are more likely to have it than people who are not really that bothered, scientist have claimed.

NASA discovers World of Work

SCIENTISTS have discovered the World of Work, previously believed to be just a phrase used by politicians and careers advisors.

One million homes need 4G smugness filter

UP to a million homes will need special filters to drown out the bragging of 4G phone owners.