Science & Technology
THE manufacturers of the Blackberry will today be asked to explain why the Planet Earth still exists.
THE dead have slammed dishonest psychics for deliberately misinterpreting their vengeful, hate-filled messages.
OWNERS of iThings have asked if they can get Adobe Flash Player now.
MANY small, local particle colliders have been forced to close since the opening of Hadron, it has been claimed.
THE human race has managed to break the speed of light before learning how not to run out of money, it has been confirmed.
A NEW Facebook feature will allow users to the tell the story of their turds.
SCIENTISTS are calling for tougher guidelines on teaching creationism to children who are not paying a blind bit of notice anyway.
A PLANET with two suns is likely to be filled with poor quality dialogue, astronomers have claimed.