Science & Technology
THE 'New Earth' has a temperate climate, liquid water and is probably
teeming with unbearable arseholes, scientists have claimed.
A STICK picked up on a cycle path near Stoke may be the finest ever found, it has been claimed.
NASA'S redesigned Mars rover is the new status symbol for middle class Britain.
CARBON dioxide has resigned from being a gas, it has been confirmed.
THE notion of a so-called 'darknet' has confounded those who were sure the normal internet represented the very depths of human depravity.
A VIDEO of the female brain during orgasm proves it is far too complicated to be bothered with.
SCIENTISTS monitoring the airwaves for signs of intelligent life on planet Earth have finally given up, it has emerged.
SMARTPHONE users are on the verge of rioting after the games in the app 80s Shit Arcade Games were discovered to not be old.