Science & Technology
AS a man was jailed for internet abuse, everyone with a computer has spent the last 12 hours frantically deleting as much as they possibly can.
THE world's first glow-in-the-dark cat was not the result of a kick-arse Moroccan bong, scientists have insisted.
MORK from Ork will blast your face off unless you reduce your average fuel consumption to 62 miles per gallon, scientists have warned.
THE decomposing corpse of a mystery creature is likely to remain unidentified after experts refused to go anywhere near it.
PEOPLE who own cutting-edge smartphones remain inexplicably pathetic, it has emerged.
PEOPLE with the browser Internet Explorer were last night told they were using it to 'explore' the 'internet'.
INTERNET users will be forced to reveal details of their pathetic lives in a new drive to stop them being ghastly.
NEPTUNE, eighth planet in the solar system, spent its first birthday orbiting the sun 'just like any other day’.