Science & Technology
MONDAY January 19th was officially the most depressing day of the year, according to scientists degrading themselves by concocting media bullshit.
A PETRI dish has become the centre of attention after developing a new strain of thymosin-derived ACT1 peptide.
COMPLETE tools who want the whole world to know it are protesting the withdrawal of Google Glass.
A NEWLY-DISCOVERED Earth-like planet has said it is probably not the kind of place humans would be into living on.
THE Church of England has managed to appoint a female bishop within half a century of humans setting foot on another world.
AN egotistical scientist has claimed that a mountain-sized asteroid is headed right at him.
THE organisers of a UK moon landing have strenuously denied that it is an excuse to drink lager in space.
RELIGIOUS homophobes are unclear about why God is letting HIV become less infectious.