Science & Technology
DAVID Attenborough has documented all aspects of our planet and is building a new one, it has been confirmed.
SAUSAGES are far better than burgers, experts have confirmed.
MICK Jagger is responsible for 20 percent of all human births, say researchers.
A WORKER is insisting his colleagues use some annoying file-sharing app he has found, it has emerged.
PRESSING ‘alt-right’ on a computer keyboard makes a picture of a burning cross appear, it has emerged.
A PUB’S outdoor heater is only effective if you are standing within a half of centimetre of it, it has emerged.
OUR reality is just a dream in the mind of a nan who doesn’t like foreigners, it has been claimed.
THE public has hit out at the normal moon for its lack of effort after being wowed by the 'supermoon'.