Science & Technology

Charity launches National Smartphone Day

A CHARITY has launched a special day to raise awareness about underused smartphones.

All women bisexual, claims scientist clearly hoping for threesome

A SCIENTIST has concluded that all women are attracted to both sexes, especially his long-term girlfriend and her best friend Mandy.

Researchers to identify when you can insult your friend's ex

SCIENTISTS are hoping to identify the earliest point at which you can tell your friend their ex was a nightmare.

Happiness linked to being a bit stupid

RESEARCHERS have uncovered a direct link between contentment and thickness.

Co-worker with cold strangely confident it is no longer contagious

A 29-YEAR-OLD woman with a severe cold has reassured colleagues that it is definitely not contagious.

Simple townsfolk ask city dwellers to shut the f**k up about Uber

BRITAIN’S townsfolk have asked their sophisticated, city dwelling cousins to just shut up about Uber.

Woolly mammoth crowned Sexiest Extinct Species

THE woolly mammoth has beaten off stiff competition to be crowned the hottest animal that no longer exists.

Henry V’s warship 'looks less cool now'

THE historical warship found in a mud bank is now just a plank, experts have warned.