Science & Technology
EXPERTS have confirmed that taking a highlighter to 150 straight pages of a textbook is guaranteed to make you pass your exams.
A POLAR research vessel has admitted it is both disappointed and angry to not be called Boaty McBoatface.
THE government has decided that rural homes do not want broadband internet, electricity, water, sewerage or use of the road network.
THE discovery that the ginger gene contains the secret of youthful looks has united the world in rejection of this Faustian bargain.
BRITAIN is facing an epidemic of people hitting themselves in the face with their phones while lying in bed each morning.
SPACE is so incredibly boring, Tim Peake has confirmed.
A MAN is having problems expressing his sense that life is an empty shout in a meaningless, howling void using only emojis.
THE owner of a Smart car has admitted that the car he drives is overcompensation for his prodigious penis.