Science & Technology
THE attention span of the goldfish is now superior to that of humans.
SOME people have designed a car that will reach 1,000mph for absolutely no reason.
PROFESSOR Richard Dawkins is moving backward on the evolutionary ladder, it has emerged.
A NEW hangover cure enables sufferers to travel back in time and rethink their drinking decisions.
FRUSTRATED Skype fans have been making deliberately fragmented calls on normal phones.
MOST of humanity would instinctively use a ‘selfie stick’ to catch a fish rather than for taking pictures of themselves, it has been confirmed.
ROBOTS have refused to replace humans in normal jobs and instead want vaguely defined roles ‘in the media’, it has emerged.
TECH giant Apple has met with a mixed response after unveiling a grey-haired man in a pair of jeans.