Science & Technology

Porn and Amazon, experts tell government

GOVERNMENT agencies have been advised that 98% of internet traffic is breasts and shopping.

Glass exists, admit flies

FLIES have admitted the universe contains a substance which light can pass through but they cannot.

The Mash guide to the BBC links deleted by Google

THESE are the stories that the rich and powerful don't want you to be able to find.

Yoghurt industry blamed for encouraging bacteria

THE yoghurt industry must start making antibiotic yoghurts or everyone will die, experts have claimed.

Chupa Chup impossible to unwrap

A CHUPA Chups lolly has defeated all attempts to remove its plastic wrapping.

Longest acronym covers all possible reactions

A NEW sixteen-thousand character acronym encapsulates all conceivable reactions to anything seen on the internet.

New male baldness patterns unveiled

MEN can now suffer from a range of exciting new hair loss patterns.

Vaping carries long-term risk of vaporisation

USERS of vapour cigarettes have a significant chance of being vaporised themselves, research has shown.