Science & Technology
ROBOTS have refused to replace humans in normal jobs and instead want vaguely defined roles ‘in the media’, it has emerged.
TECH giant Apple has met with a mixed response after unveiling a grey-haired man in a pair of jeans.
A MIDDLE-AGED father of two is obviously enjoying becoming an ‘expert’ on internet dangers.
SCIENTISTS have developed a new ‘age test’ based on when you were born.
SEARCH engine Google has been abandoned by users unable to decipher its new logo.
A GRANDMOTHER has revealed she much prefers spending time with her iPad than with her two grandchildren.
THE FATE of Syrian families forced to leave their homes has persuaded a man to opt out of further emails.
A LYING bastard of a phone claimed it had at least 12 percent battery life left before dying two minutes later.