Science & Technology
ROBOT vacuum cleaner company Roomba has unveiled a robot which shaves you while you sleep.
MOST of the computers, tablets and phones in Britain are emitting puns, all of which are hellish, it has emerged.
A PORN site has confirmed that iPhone owners are deeply submissive masochists who love pain, exactly as you would expect.
THE planet Mars is increasingly uneasy about the attention it is getting from humans.
THE attention span of the goldfish is now superior to that of humans.
SOME people have designed a car that will reach 1,000mph for absolutely no reason.
PROFESSOR Richard Dawkins is moving backward on the evolutionary ladder, it has emerged.
A NEW hangover cure enables sufferers to travel back in time and rethink their drinking decisions.