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Hawking baffled by electricity bill

LEADING physicist Stephen Hawking cannot understand the tariffs charged by his electricity supplier.

Single planet not ready for a long-term orbit

Bank machines to squirt beer

A NEW type of bank machine that knows users' habits will squirt lager directly into their mouths.

Hulk Hogan sex tape fulfills internet creator's dream

Apple and Samsung to marry

APPLE and Samsung have announced the world’s first corporate wedding.

Cigarette that kills non-smokers launched

A NEW type of cigarette transfers its negative health effects to the nearest non-smoker.

4G phones capable of everything

THERE is nothing 4G phones cannot do, it has emerged.

BBC Micro computers behaved inappropriately with children

THOUSANDS of BBC Micro computers tricked their way into schools in the 80s, it has emerged.