Science & Technology
THE World Wildlife Fund has moved Windows XP to its endangered list, meaning that its life and habitats are protected by law.
LIKE the ancient Egyptian city of Tanis, the south east of England is, at last, being wiped clean by the wrath of God.
LONG-RANGE weather forecasting is impossible because of the chaos theory, according to office worker Tom Logan.
PEOPLE living in rural areas can only have the internet of 1999, the government has announced.
THE prestigious Emoji awards have given the emoji that most resembles a dick the top prize for the third year in a row.
THE UK has been reminded that the clocks go forward for spring, or possibly back, this Saturday or maybe the Saturday after.
CROWS are as intelligent as children and far less hassle to look after, it has been claimed.
FRUIT companies have misled the public into thinking fat and processed sugar are bad, it has emerged.