Science & Technology

We fly in a ‘V’ because it looks brilliant, say birds

BIRDS have revealed they fly in a V-formation because it looks ‘classy’.

Samsung unveils drug-inspired products

SAMSUNG has unveiled a bendable TV inspired by hallucinogens.

Time running backwards

WORKERS have reported experiencing a reversal of time in the final hours before their Christmas break.

Peter Hitchens urged to try teensy bit of meth

PETER Hitchens, the anti-drugs journalist, has been urged to try the teensiest bit of methamphetamine to prove his theory that addiction does not exist.

Large Hadron Collider to monitor nanoscopic amount of work done this week

CERN SCIENTISTS are using the most sensitive instrumentation in existence to discover if any work is done in the week before Christmas.

Prehistoric man worried about getting on 'cave ladder'

OUR ancestors worried about the cave market and borrowed pelts to buy their dwellings, according to archaeologists.

Everyone lives in their own parallel universe

GROUNDBREAKING research has revealed that everyone inhabits their own personal universe which rarely intersects with others.

Mars scientists make up fanciful back story for microbe

NASA scientists have concocted a story about 'Mark the microbe' to make Mars sound interesting.