Science & Technology
THE Northern Lights are a sign that God approves of gay marriage, according to pro-European Christians.
THE new Samsung smartphone kicks off if you stare at it.
A TEACHER has proved what an imbecile he is by attempting to demonstrate how quickly messages spread on social media.
AVERAGE human intelligence will soon be surpassed by that of a toasted sandwich maker, experts have claimed.
A BRAIN implant inspired by the film Avatar gives recipients an incredibly simplistic moral outlook, it has emerged.
OUR shared reality is to be turned off and started again after becoming glitchy and confusing.
GAYNESS is caused by genetics, as well as the traditional desire to make Christians furious.
BRITISH oxygen molecules that drift into an independent Scotland must be sent back immediately, it has been claimed.