Science & Technology

Edinburgh scientists to capture precise moment when performer's spirit breaks

SCIENTISTS are visiting Edinburgh to photograph the exact moment at which a festival performer's spirit breaks.

World beyond smartphone screen just a dull blur

HUMANS experience the world as a sequence of vague backdrops surrounding their phone screen, it has emerged.

Mysterious humming noise 'made by dads'

THE mysterious humming noise heard around the world is dads attempting to replicate popular music, scientists have claimed.

Mars mission to include insane murderous astronaut

THE three-man Mars mission will include one mentally unhinged astronaut.

Cats actually disgusting

CAT allergies are caused by all the revolting shit lurking beneath their flawless exterior.

Hardcore will never die, say scientists

HARDCORE rave music will outlast everything else in the universe, scientists have proved.

Driverless cars to have mouth-like bonnets lined with fangs

NEW driverless cars will have fang-lined bonnets which open and close like massive mouths.