Science & Technology
A NEW sixteen-thousand character acronym encapsulates all conceivable reactions to anything seen on the internet.
MEN can now suffer from a range of exciting new hair loss patterns.
USERS of vapour cigarettes have a significant chance of being vaporised themselves, research has shown.
A NEW app will help people find a taxi driver who keeps his mouth shut for the entire journey.
A COMPUTER programme has mimicked a human conversation by ignoring what the other person said and spouting hackneyed, tabloid nonsense.
THOUSANDS of randy, stupid computer owners are at risk from a virus attached to obviously fraudulent emails.
THE new self-driving cars pioneered by Google just go straight to Wikipedia, according to testers.
BRITISH students have asked for their exams to be moved to when it is dark and pissing down.