Science & Technology
THESE tangled cables need to go f*ck themselves, it has been confirmed.
A MAN is trying different ways of parking his car to find the ones that cause maximum annoyance.
SCIENTISTS are under attack after making a huge fuss about ‘gravitational waves’ then failing to explain what they are.
A GENETICIST who owns a copy of The Sims has been accused of attempting to control life itself.
SCIENTISTS have confirmed that you are not ready for a Easter egg-sized Cadbury’s Creme Egg.
AN IPAD has become the legal guardian of two children after their parents could no longer be arsed.
PEOPLE will be able to say ‘F**k That' to event invitations from next week, Facebook has confirmed.
PROFESSOR Stephen Hawking has warned that the greatest danger facing humanity today is Brian Cox.