Science & Technology

Cats purr when sexually aroused

CATS purr because being stroked makes them really horny, it has emerged.

New waterproof material is least fashionable ever

DADS have hailed a new waterproof clothing material that is utterly unsexy.

Science mostly made up

MOST scientific discoveries are fabricated in order to get money and fame, a scientist has revealed.

Science over

SCIENCE is officially over after reaching its ultimate goal of hangover-free alcohol.

Splashback avoidable by urinating in the sink, say male scientists

MALE researchers into the problem of 'splashback' have advised urinating in the sink.

Tablet computers 'under too much pressure to be thin'

TABLET computers have attacked their makers' obsession with slender bodies.

Everyone urged to pretend HS2 is a good idea

THE government is calling for a consensus on pretending a new high speed rail link will not be a gigantic waste of money.

New browser knows when you are drunk

A NEW internet browser automatically prevents users doing stupid things due to alcohol.