Science & Technology
A SELF-STYLED ’nerd’ is unable to fix computers, he has confirmed.
RESEARCHERS have discovered the pure atomic essence of stupidity.
MARK Zuckerberg has unveiled a robot servant that will continually reassure him he is not obscenely rich.
HUMANS who do not believe in a god still have some morals, it has emerged.
SONY has confirmed the new Playstation has no need of you.
A CHARITY has launched a special day to raise awareness about underused smartphones.
A SCIENTIST has concluded that all women are attracted to both sexes, especially his long-term girlfriend and her best friend Mandy.
SCIENTISTS are hoping to identify the earliest point at which you can tell your friend their ex was a nightmare.