Science & Technology
YOUR Henry Hoover comes into your bedroom at night and watches you from inches away, researchers have discovered.
A SELF-SERVICE till is only working in a supermarket while it writes a film script or gets its band off the ground.
THE Microsoft website which tells you how old you look is thoroughly enjoying your horrified reaction.
SALES manager Tom Logan’s new Apple Watch has been unexpectedly ridiculed by his work colleagues.
THE supervoid was carefully placed to make the rest of the universe look 'cleaner', it has been claimed.
HAVING discovered life-giving water on Mars, NASA scientists are hoping to address further questions posed by David Bowie.
TWITTER'S new 'retweet with comment' feature has made feigning concern quicker, so that users can get back to looking at pornography.
AS Britain prepares to spend £300 million on chocolate, experts have confirmed that chips are still far better.