Science & Technology

Brain study gives men and women new ways to blame each other

A GROUND-breaking study into male and female brain function will make arguments even easier to start.

Call for all buildings to look like vaginas

ALL buildings should look at least vaguely like a vagina, it has been agreed.

Cats purr when sexually aroused

CATS purr because being stroked makes them really horny, it has emerged.

New waterproof material is least fashionable ever

DADS have hailed a new waterproof clothing material that is utterly unsexy.

Science mostly made up

MOST scientific discoveries are fabricated in order to get money and fame, a scientist has revealed.

Science over

SCIENCE is officially over after reaching its ultimate goal of hangover-free alcohol.

Splashback avoidable by urinating in the sink, say male scientists

MALE researchers into the problem of 'splashback' have advised urinating in the sink.

Tablet computers 'under too much pressure to be thin'

TABLET computers have attacked their makers' obsession with slender bodies.