Science & Technology
AN IPHONE 6S has told its owner to be strong and carry on after its shitty battery gave out.
ROBOT vacuum cleaner company Roomba has unveiled a robot which shaves you while you sleep.
MOST of the computers, tablets and phones in Britain are emitting puns, all of which are hellish, it has emerged.
A PORN site has confirmed that iPhone owners are deeply submissive masochists who love pain, exactly as you would expect.
THE planet Mars is increasingly uneasy about the attention it is getting from humans.
THE attention span of the goldfish is now superior to that of humans.
SOME people have designed a car that will reach 1,000mph for absolutely no reason.
PROFESSOR Richard Dawkins is moving backward on the evolutionary ladder, it has emerged.