Tangled cables told to f*ck off



THESE tangled cables need to go fuck themselves, it has been confirmed.

The cables – for a television, blu-ray player and laptop – became tangled after being placed next to each other in an orderly fashion less than 30 minutes ago.

It is understood the cables are either alive or that special ‘electro-magnetic waves’ caused them to become entwined with each other.

Experts said that whatever is causing it, these cables are a collection of extraordinary bastards.

Cable owner Tom Logan said: “For fuck’s sake just untangle, you cocking twats.”

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