BEING able to get legitimately drunk at 7am is the best part of going abroad, it has been confirmed.
Millions of people across the UK look forward to a hardcore early morning session in a hideously overpriced bar, despite knowing that the beginning of their trip will be ruined by a hideous hangover.
Holidaymaker Matin Bishop said: “There is nothing finer than being able to neck five pints of lager at a ridiculous time of the morning, even though it will cost me more money than I spent on the rest of the holiday.
“Plus, you end up feeling even more drunk thanks to the disorientating experience of having no sleep and sitting in a strip-lit hangar that reeks of perfume. It’s like a wonderful hallucinogenic dream.”
He added: “The rest of the holiday be utterly hellish because I will be with my friends for a continuous period of seven days.”
