Boyfriend bears no relation to description of him

17-10-17

A WOMAN’S latest boyfriend does not match the glowing description she gave to friends, it has emerged.

During a trip to the pub, Emma Bradford’s new partner Tom Logan fell short of expectations in numerous areas including sense of humour, interests and height.

Friend Wayne Hayes said: “Emma definitely described Tom as tall and good-looking, so I didn’t recognise him when a guy started to talking to me who looks like he’s into Satanism and graphic novels about giant robots.

“He wasn’t that tall either – maybe a bit above average but not properly tall or a bigfoot.

“The biggest disappointment was that Emma said Tom was really funny, but the only vaguely humorous thing he said was ‘British weather, eh?’.

He’s nice enough but definitely not as great as Emma’s imaginary, ego-boosting version.”

Friend Nikki Hollis said: “Tom isn’t interested in films, books or politics, but he does like listening to cricket on the radio. That does not fit any accepted definition of ‘really interesting guy’.”

Bradford said: “Tom’s really different when he’s with me…who am I kidding? Looks like it’s the old heave-ho and back to Match.com again.”

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