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A spokesman for Mrs Blair said there was only one true fabric conditioner

Lauren Booth said she had become a regular user of the discount supermarket chain after a spiritual experience last Tuesday.

Writing in the Daily Mail obviously she described Aldi as the ‘most misunderstood of all the supermarkets’.

Booth wrote: “Some people say Aldi is evil or that it oppresses women by selling incredibly inexpensive chocolate.

“But Aldi is actually about human dignity, peace between all people and an insane amount of paté for less than a quid.”

Booth said she had been standing in the household detergent aisle at the Aldi in Hatfield when she realised ‘something extraordinary’ was happening to her.

“Over the years I probably used the same supermarkets as you, and so going into Aldi was very much a spiritual journey into the unknown.

“But minutes later I was amazed to find myself standing in front of some bottles of fabric conditioner that, while they were not Comfort, looked very, very similar to it.

“It was then that I realised that while we may all look slightly different on the outside, we are all probably the same on the inside though maybe some of us are not quite as good at achieving fabric softness as others but then again we are an awful lot cheaper.

“And I also felt closer to God or something.”

She continued: “Seconds after I left the store I phoned up the features editor of the Daily Mail and asked him if he would like me to write something about what had just happened to me and he said yes.

“Aldi was already making my life better.”

Booth said she hoped her conversion would help her brother-in-law Tony Blair, a prominent Roman Sainsbury’s, understand more about German business practices.

She added: “Please take some of this paté, I’ll never finish it all.”