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CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICER TALKING SHIT AGAIN |
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17-12-09 |
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SIR Liam Donaldson, England's chief medical officer, was last night talking shit again.
 Middle class baby need Claret
He said: "Working class people who drink all day and make no attempt to raise their children are obviously not the problem. It's the middle-classes and their obsession with trying to understand how their children think and feel while slipping some Muscadet into a big jug of Ribena."
Sir Liam said there was evidence middle-class children will grow up to have wine with their meals, plus a few gin and tonics or a couple of bottles of real ale, especially at the weekend.
"If the middle class continue with this obsession, our country will be filled with reasonably well educated, well mannered people who are gently pissed most of the time."
He added: "What evidence? I'm the chief fucking medical officer, that's what evidence."
Helen Archer, a mother-of-two from Grantham, said: "I'd love to answer your questions but I need to get home and add some Chianti to my three year-old's mashed chicken and carrot before In the Night Garden comes on. He absolutely has to watch it pissed."
Martin Bishop, an accountant from Peterborough, said: "In our house we have a strict timetable. Homework, supper and then wine tasting from 8pm until about three in the morning. After that it's two or three brandies and then it's straight off to bed."
He added: "My 12 year-old has had to give up trumpet lessons until he can talk me through the finer points of a Semillon Chardonnay from the Bergerac area of the southern Dordogne. That boy will learn even if I have to take a stick to him."
Bill McKay, an architect from Doncaster, said: "It does sound as if he's talking shit again. Not only that, but he's ignoring the vitally important point that drunk children are much funnier and more interesting.
"Most of the time my 15 year-old is a miserable, self-absorbed little tit. But give him three glasses of Cloudy Bay and he'll do an incredibly bad Shakin' Stevens impersonation. It's better than Midsomer Murders."
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