A CHRISTIAN couple have agreed to wait until they are united in holy matrimony before having a threesome.
Tom Logan and his fiancee Donna Sheridan describe themselves as ‘traditionalists’ who believe in tying the knot before inviting Sheridan’s friend Nikki Hollis over for a glass of chablis and a fumble.
Logan said: “It’s important to us that our first threesome is special. That means resisting our urges until we make our relationship official in the eyes of the church, even if Nikki’s made it clear she’s up for absolutely anything.
“I’ve lost track of the number of times we’ve had to politely turn down an invitation to an orgy. But this is what we want, and it’s what our families want too.
“It will have been worth the wait.”
Sheridan agreed, saying: “We just don’t believe in kink before marriage. But as soon as that ring’s on my finger, we’re getting our three-card punched.”
Sheridan admitted that it was not the most fashionable thing these days to wait before committing to a sexual relationship with an open-minded friend, but insisted she had never doubted her decision.
She added: “I’m absolutely sure that I’ve found the person I want to spend the rest of my life having threesomes with. And I believe it’s what God wants too.”
