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COMMITMENT PHOBIA LINK TO LACK OF BLOW JOBS |
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03-09-08 |
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A MAN'S reluctance to get married is linked to his fear of a lack of oral sex, new research shows.
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Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, said: "We studied 1,000 men, half of whom were married and half of whom were still receiving oral sex.
"The half still in receipt of oral said they were happy with their current unmarried status while the others just kept staring at my assistant's mouth."
He added: "If you're determined to get married I would suggest you satiate yourself with blow jobs beforehand, and then perhaps you won't miss them, though I doubt it." Tom Logan, a policeman from Exeter, who has been engaged to primary school teacher Nikki Hollis for 10 years, said their relationship still had plenty of oral sex left in it.
He said: "I just feel I'm not quite ready for Nikki to stop giving me blow jobs just yet, it's a big step and not one I think we ought to rush into."
He added: "Perhaps if she lets me do that thing that everyone says is so much better than even you think it’s going to be, and not painful at all, then I'll think about buying a ring."
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