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		<title>God is dead, say Girl Guides</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[GOD is dead and patriotism is intellectually bankrupt, the Girl Guides have announced.]]></description>
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		<title>New words like &#8216;madchunkle&#8217; suggest kids mocking OED researchers</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 08:44:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE editors of the Oxford English Dictionary have included a series of ill-advised words after speaking to cruel teenagers.]]></description>
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		<title>Home workers being sexually harassed by themselves</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 08:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[PEOPLE who work from home are routinely coercing themselves to perform inappropriate acts, it has emerged.]]></description>
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		<title>Dads struggling with return to normal life</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 07:40:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DADS are struggling with normality after 24 hours of unbridled self-indulgence.]]></description>
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		<title>Apprentices told to stop acting like twats</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jun 2013 08:31:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[REAL-LIFE apprentices are acting like insane twats thanks to BBC One's <em>The Apprentice</em>, it has been claimed.]]></description>
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		<title>Lego launches &#8216;Incredibly Depressing Recession-Era Town Centre&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Jun 2013 10:33:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[CHILDREN can construct their own boarded-up UK towns using a new range of themed Lego. Lego had increased the number of pissed off-looking characters as part of its move towards gritty social realism. A spokesman said: &#8220;Young minds can immerse themselves in the bleak world of post-recession Britain, building scale models of Cash Converters and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Parents find their children equally unfavourable</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Jun 2013 09:29:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[PARENTS have denied having a 'favourite' child, claiming to find all their offspring equally hard to tolerate.]]></description>
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		<title>Most hoarders just doing it to get on telly</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jun 2013 11:51:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[PEOPLE who pile up old shit in their homes mostly do it just for the TV exposure.]]></description>
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		<title>Tough new GCSEs to include spelling</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jun 2013 07:55:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE new GCSE exams will require pupils to be able to spell some of the words they use. The government insists the new regime will be groundbreaking and, if successful, will put England just 45 years behind China and South Korea. A spokesman said: &#8220;This is the first step towards an education system that is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Holiday weather shrouded in lies and secrecy</title>
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		<title>UK biting its tongue about tasteless coffins</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jun 2013 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[EVERYONE is trying really hard not to say anything horrible about tasteless coffins, it has emerged.]]></description>
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		<title>People without tattoos labelled &#8216;freaks&#8217; and &#8216;attention seekers&#8217;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE 3% of the UK population without tattoos faces discrimination in job interviews and social situations.]]></description>
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		<title>Cameron gives UK £250 million to spend in the pub</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE government is putting £250 million behind pub bars because life in the UK has become so unbearable. David Cameron said: &#8220;That&#8217;s roughly a grand and a half per pub to help ordinary people drown their sorrows. &#8220;What we don&#8217;t want is a small number of people getting really fucked, so please everyone get down [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Poundworld bra not tasteful lingerie, men told</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Jun 2013 11:48:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[POUNDWORLD&#8217;S new £1 bra is not an acceptable romantic gift, according to women. Men had been hoping the budget breast management device would be deemed &#8216;sexy, stylish underwear&#8217; and thus suitable as a present. 37-year-old Tom Booker said: &#8220;&#8216;Women&#8217;s shops&#8217; are intimidating but I feel quite at ease in Poundworld so this cheap bra has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fear of spoilers now greater than fear of death</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Jun 2013 10:19:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[BRITONS are more scared of accidentally discovering plot details of American TV series than they are of dying.]]></description>
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		<title>Everyone off the telly to become some sort of &#8216;tsar&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Jun 2013 08:56:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE government has announced plans to give everyone off the telly an advisory role, because it believes you find that sort of thing impressive.]]></description>
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		<title>Office jobs ‘much worse’ than manual labour</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Jun 2013 07:54:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Check Your Privilege &#8216;obviously a colossal pile of twat&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Jun 2013 09:44:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE requirement to 'Check Your Privilege' before saying anything is one of the most obviously toss-ridden things yet, experts have confirmed.]]></description>
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		<title>Students at top state schools mostly middle class parents</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Jun 2013 08:23:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[MOST students at desirable state schools are actually middle class parents in disguise as their children.]]></description>
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		<title>Neanderthals thriving in local nightclubs</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEANDERTHALS did not die out but are still trying it on in town centre nightclubs, it has emerged.]]></description>
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