Fry To Meet With Chief Skank
STEPHEN Fry is to meet with Britain’s chief skank in a bid to defuse the row over his claim that women do not like orgasms.
It probably wasn't the Duke of Kent
The 52 year-old whatever-he-is-these-days infuriated sexually promiscuous females at the weekend after he was quoted as claiming that women do not like having sex just for the sheer labia-quivering hell of it.
Fry said that unlike men, women will not go out with the sole intention of having sex with a stranger and only engage in intercourse in order to ‘seal a relationship’ in a move that suggests he might actually be a bit thick.
He has now agreed to meet with Lucy McIntrye, chief skank since 2007, and listen to her presentation about why she has not had a ‘relationship’ since she was at school and thinks intercourse is absolutely smashing.
McIntyre said: “I don’t want Stephen to apologise or feel bad in any way, I just want to show him some footage on my iPhone of me blowing some guy who, for all I know, could be the Duke of Kent.
“I am going to explain to him that I was not looking for a relationship, I was looking to suck this gentleman’s balls and then get vigorously pumped by him because I find the whole process enormously enjoyable.
“I will then explain to him that when feminists say I am actually filled with self loathing they are wrong and instead attempt to describe to him the wonderful range of sensations I get in my fanny.
“And then I’m going to take him to a pub in Brentford where I will throw a tennis ball that I guarantee will rebound off at least 28 confident, self-reliant women who will gladly have sex with him or anyone else just as soon as they have finished their mojito.”
