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GAY MEN AND STRAIGHT WOMEN BOTH LIKE COCK, SAYS STUDY Print E-mail

THE brains of gay men and straight women are very similar, particularly their love of cocks, experts said last night.

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Patrick Dempsey stars in 'Grey's Anatomy' and is believed to have a cock
The Institute for Studies examined the brain response patterns produced by various stimuli, including Liza Minelli, male genitalia, summer tops and Grey's Anatomy.

The men showed some interest in women's fashions, while the women were mostly indifferent to the star of Arthur and Cabaret.

But the brain patterns matched exactly when the researchers produced photographs of great big, fat cocks.

Professor Henry Brubaker said: "My big brain scanning device lit up like a Christmas tree and all these alarms started going off.

"Meanwhile, the little pens that draw those graphs that come out of the machine were going mental, like there was an earthquake."

He added: "This means there is either something wrong with my equipment, or gay men and straight women share a very similar attitude towards cocks. And shit telly, they both like that too."





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