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GINA FORD LOOKS LIKE HERMAN GOERING, SAYS CLEGG Print E-mail
14-01-10

NICK Clegg has renewed his attack on Gina Ford, claiming the popular baby mechanic looks like fat Nazi Herman Goering.

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The Cleggs' night-time happy fridge
The Liberal Democrat leader and the author have traded insults since Clegg accused Ford of telling him to lock his children in a disused fridge and then push it off the back of a truck on a lonely road in the middle of nowhere, forcing the youngsters to find their own way home in the dark.

Clegg told the Sunday Times: "My wife and I would wake up in the middle of the night, put the children in the fridge and be heaving it onto the path before one of us would eventually say 'hang on a minute'."

But Ford hit back, urging the Liberal Democrats to purge the existing leadership through a series bogus accusations and show-trials before setting fire to the House of Commons and blaming it on some midwives.

Clegg said last night: "I'm not suggesting that Gina Ford is a Nazi, I'm simply saying that she looks a bit like Herman Goering. Or possibly Martin Bormann."

Ford is the multi-million selling author of a series of parenting guide books including How to Keep Your Baby in a Bucket and the controversial Go to Bed, Right Fucking Now.

Her strict methods call for babies to be signed in and out of their mother's breasts until they are 12 weeks old, after which they should be encouraged to get a part-time job.

Ford, who has refurbished more than 300 babies since 1989, dismissed the latest broadside adding: "Schießen Sie Herr Clegg und stellen Sie Fragen später."

 








 

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