| GOVERNMENT TO BAN FREE SEX |
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| 13-10-08 | |
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MINISTERS last night unveiled plans to ban women from getting all drunk and randy.
But the plans have been attacked by the 92 percent of British men who have yet to have sexual intercourse with a sober female. Bill McKay, from Worcester, said: "This face is leaving in five minutes. Be on it. Alright, suit yourself you fat, humourless cow." Nikki Hollis, from Guildford, said: "As a feminist I like to have free wine poured down my neck before exploring my sexuality in the corner of a car park. "If this goes through I'll be waking up in my own house, in my pyjamas, with no strange man in the toilet. How is that like Sex and the City?"
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