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| GRIFFIN COULD MAKE OUR ELECTRICITY RACIST, CLAIMS SELLAFIELD |
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| 04-11-09 | |
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BNP lunatic Nick Griffin has been banned from the Sellafield nuclear plant amid fears he could make Britain's electricity all racist and homophobic.  The Nazis made racist electricity by rubbing against each other at Nuremberg Manager Roy Hobbs said: "Most people know that uranium is a highly unstable element. What they don't know is that it's also very impressionable. "All it would take is for Mr Griffin to utter the phrase 'white power' and these weak-minded atoms would quickly turn large sections of the National Grid into the electro-magnetic equivalent of a Nuremberg rally." He added: "This thuggish, extreme right-wing electricity would then refuse to enter the homes of people from ethnic minorities in the mistaken belief that they will use it to make more babies. "Synagogues would face black-outs and gay nightclubs would be without their pulsating lights and heavy bass. They would, quite literally, be dancing in the dark. "Meanwhile these racist electrons would then attempt to hijack the Royal British Legion, lighting it up like a Christmas tree until it starts to throb and hum. It could easily terrify local cats and dogs." But Tom Logan, professor of physics at Reading University, insisted only a tiny minority of uranium atoms hate foreigners, adding: "Do you think we'll ever stop making a fuss about this stupid Nazi oaf?" Get the latest Daily Mash book, Everyone Dead by Teatime Go here: thedailymash.co.uk/everyonedead |
